#spookynoodle

birthday present for my love @cultbloodclot of her and her pookie

DIS RELLY HUPENED OK? i like Pokemans very much so my favrite pokemans chareter is Pikchoo but after wat happuned to me I cannut lick Pikchoo anymore. He is not longer my favrite. For thos who dont no Pikchoo is actally the DEBILE HE IS LUICIFAR!!!!!!! I askd my mom if she cold take me to teh stor bacause i needed pokeman sord! but she sed no and I was lick tats unfar ur a botch mom I dont lick you anymor! I lick dad mor! So I askd mi dud and he was lick: sure! So i was lick tanks dud!!!! I licks u mor tehn tat botch mom!!! Dud was lick: yah I kno lets go! So we go to the to the stor and they no have it! THEY A BUCH OFFF BOTCHS I SED TO DUD. He say lets go to to a difrent 1! i say ok dud let go. So we go to the to al the stors in mi ton and they dont hav it too! Dud sed order onlie he gess so we went hom and order onlin dud order on a sit called wish I lick the name dud sed he go it cheep so i hope it WERKS!!!! GAM TOOK 4EVAR to GET TO ME!!! I MAD!!! I TOLD DUD UNFAR!! HE GAV me game in i put it in to pla IT WAA WIRED BECOSE THE GAM SED IT CALED POKEMANS 666 EXE!!!! DIS IZNT TEH GAM I WANTE WAT DOS TAHT MEN? IS THAT HOW MENY POEKMANS THERE r?!?! i pres pla in the gam start. scren go blak!!! wat huppen?! I sed. DIS MAKE NO SENS! PIKCHOO CUM ON SCREN. Pikchos is we’re filed with blud and pikchos fac was hyper-realistic his is we’re like evry Humun on da errf!!!! N his fer wiz blak!!!! LICK MY citty KAT FLOOfy! Pikchos sez u r goin 2 diiiiiiiiiiiiii! I sez pikchoo why?!? I lick u alllot pikchos! pikchos sez I dunt car! I went ur sol! gimme tat sole u dum childs!!! Pikchoo run out of scren n go to mom and dads rome!! I sez pikchos nooooo!!!!! THEY MUST DI PICHO sez to mie! Pickcho puls ot a machin gun! N he shoot mums and dads TIL they di! Bluds are evrywere on flor n bed. I sez pickcho Why?! I luv u wy hurt mi mums and dads!! Pikcho sez becose they need 2! Pikchoos tooked his nife n rons affer me n i runs away too I hides under bed but he get me neway!! I ded now n pikcho haz mi sole!!!! I cum bak ownly to tel my storey! Ok I go bak ded now DONT BY POKEMANS SORD. IT WILL KILL U TILL U DIIIIII!E!!!!!!!

Permit me a touch of nostalgia, mayhaps?

Little derpdoodle. Look at those eyes ❣️🐍 #bettedaviseyes #iseeyougurl #ballpython #pythonregius #royalpython #babyballpython #spookynoodle #dangernoodle #noperope #clownballpython #leopardballpython #piedballpython https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo0CMWeAomg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6ucnyvknnvt1

tfw fangirls see you as a hot lustful kidnapper instead of a literal serial killer??? stop???

Hera🔮

time for some late holiday cheer my dudes

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