lets start the nosebro effect

i think the shipping is because tumblr is a bunch of shota yaoi fetishists

the relationship itself is het but that doesnt make you, the individual, het. heterosexual here does not mean that the participants are het but rather it’s a opposite gender relationship. same as if someone who identifies as het is incidentally in a

usually when you’re obsessed over sex or in a sex-heavy community and especially when you never get any there is more pressure to go after more obscure and specific things. thats why furries make new fetishes all the time

from what i gather this one is going to be after “sjw”s since one of the screenshots has cartman with a pink bow on his hat and apparently hes calling stan a cissy in that frame

oh jesus

theres just this weird group of people that spawned and have just accepted it as canon despite there being no evidence of it anywhere other than olga hating ocelot (not for the father killing ofc) and patriots taking sunny (not for the s3 project of)

i’ll have you know that he has never acted gay once (th those snake smooches were intimidation tactics) and i made a fanfic about sunny being his daughter out of rape so hes straight <— more or less their actual arguments

uggggggggggghhhhh

there’s a way significant amount of people who will fight to the death over ocelot’s hetero purity at least