“Whatever my girlfriend touch I will buy “
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"What is up, everyone! Welcome back to the channel," Azzi said, her eyes sparkling as she adjusted the ring light reflecting in her pupils. She smoothed out the front of her designer tracksuit and leaned toward the camera with a mischievous grin. "Today is the day! We are finally doing the 'Whatever I Touch, Bae Buys' challenge. Now, y'all already know—I’m a lucky girl, I’m already spoiled, okay? But today? Today I’m trying to get spoiled spoiled."
She let out a bright, infectious laugh, glancing over her shoulder at where her partner stood just off-camera, shaking their head in mock exasperation.
"I’ve got my eyes on a few things," she whispered to the lens, shielding her mouth with a manicured hand. "We’re headed to the mall, then maybe a little stop at the jewelry store you know, just to see what jumps out at me. If my fingers graze it, it’s going in the bag! Make sure you hit that like button, subscribe if you’re new here, and turn on those post notifications because this is about to be a vibe. Let’s get into it!"Alright, the bags are packed, the camera is charged, and the car is already idling in the driveway," Azzi narrated, her voice echoing slightly as she pivoted and headed toward the kitchen. Her sneakers clicked rhythmically against the hardwood floors, a sound her followers had come to recognize as the 'intro walk' to any of her vlogs. "But before we head out to drain the bank account, I need to fuel up. Rule number one of a shopping spree: never go on an empty stomach or you’ll end up buying the whole food court instead of the clothes."
She reached the massive stainless steel refrigerator, pulling the door open to reveal a perfectly organized interior. With a practiced motion, she snatched a chilled water bottle from the top shelf, the condensation immediately slicking her palms. "Hydration is key, ladies and gentlemen," she added, flashing the label toward the lens before grabbing a single bright yellow banana from the fruit bowl on the counter.
Azzi tucked the water under her arm, peeled the sticker off the banana with her thumb, and made a beeline for the exit. "Let's get this show on the road. Bae is probably out there losing their mind wondering what's taking me so long, but you can't rush perfection—or a good haul."
She pushed through the heavy front door, the midday sun hitting her face as she stepped out onto the porch. The engine of the SUV rumbled nearby, a low, steady hum that signaled the start of the afternoon's chaos. Tossing her hair over her shoulder, Azzi marched down the driveway with the confidence of someone who knew exactly which luxury boutique she was hitting first. She pulled the passenger door open, slid into the leather seat, and propped the camera up on the dashboard. Azzi slid into the plush leather seat, the cool air conditioning of the SUV immediately hitting her skin as she adjusted the camera on its dashboard mount. She turned toward the driver’s side, a playful, high-energy glow radiating from her face as she adjusted her hair in the vanity mirror. "Hey bae," she said, her voice dropping into that sweet, melodic tone she reserved specifically for when she wanted something—or when she was about to cause some harmless trouble for the vlog.
Page, who had been leaning back comfortably, shifted her weight. She slowly lowered her phone to her lap, the screen dimming as she gave Azzi her undivided attention. A soft, knowing smile tugged at the corners of her lips, her eyes scanning Azzi’s face with a mixture of adoration and mild suspicion. She knew that look all too well; it was the look of a woman with a plan and a very expensive itinerary.
"Hey, my love," Page responded, her voice smooth and grounded, providing a calm contrast to Azzi’s buzzing excitement. She reached over, resting a hand briefly on Azzi’s knee, grounding her before the storm of the shopping spree began. "I see the camera is rolling, which means my credit card is already sweating. You look far too happy right now—what exactly have you gotten us into for today’s video?"
Azzi just giggled, unscrewing the cap of her water bottle and taking a quick sip before leaning into the frame to make sure both of them were perfectly centered for the viewers. "Oh, nothing much," Azzi teased, waving the banana she’d grabbed earlier. "Just a little bit of 'retail therapy' where you do all the therapy and I do all the retail. You ready to go, or do you need a minute to mentally prepare for the damage?"
Page chuckled, shaking her head as she shifted the car into gear. "I stayed ready so I don't have to get ready. But let the record show," she looked directly into the camera lens with a wink, "I’m only doing this because she’s cute."Where's the first stop going to be?" Page asked, her hands steady on the wheel as she navigated the SUV out of the driveway and onto the main road. The blinker clicked rhythmically as she waited for a gap in traffic.
Azzi hummed, tapping her chin with a perfectly manicured nail, her eyes narrowed in deep thought as she looked out the window. "Hmm... let me think. Honestly? Straight to the mall. I’ve been looking at my jewelry stack lately and it's looking a little lonely. I definitely want some more bracelets—maybe some gold bangles or something with a little sparkle."
Page chuckled, glancing sideways at her with a knowing smirk. "Of course, start with the jewelry. You really aren't playing fair today, are you? My bank account is already shaking."
"Hey, you're the one who agreed to the challenge!" Azzi teased, turning the camera toward Page to catch her reaction. "You guys see this? She’s trying to back out before we even get to the parking lot! But nope, the 'touch' rule is officially in effect."
Page just shook her head, a soft smile playing on her lips as she merged into the afternoon traffic. "I’m not backing out. I’m just mentally preparing. If we're going for jewelry first, I might need to call the bank and tell them not to flag my card for 'suspiciously high levels of spoiling my girl.'"
"Exactly! As you should," Azzi laughed, leaning back into the plush leather seat and feeling the excitement build. Five minutes later, the sleek SUV pulled up to the curb at the mall's main entrance. Page didn't even wait for the valet; she hopped out and rounded the front of the car with a smooth, effortless stride. She pulled Azzi’s door open, offering a hand like a total professional.
"Thank you, bae," Azzi said with a wide, glowing smile. She slid out of the car, her heels clicking onto the pavement as she adjusted her outfit. She made sure the camera captured the moment, giving her followers a little "OOTD" spin before turning her attention back to Page.
"Look at her being a gentlewoman," Azzi teased, looking into the lens. "She’s trying to get on my good side before we go in there and I start touching everything! But don't let the charm fool you guys, we are here for business."
Page just chuckled, closing the door and clicking the lock on her key fob. "I'm just trying to make sure you get into the mall safely so you can do your worst. You ready? Once we step through those glass doors, the challenge officially begins."
"Oh, I was born ready," Azzi replied, tucking her arm through Page's. She held the camera up high to get the mall's grand entrance in the frame. "Okay guys, we are at the first destination," Azzi whispered excitedly to the camera, her fingers already hovering dangerously close to the glass counters. "You know Pandora is the classic. I need a new base and definitely some charms to tell a story. Page, how you feeling? Your heart rate up yet?"
Page stood just a step behind her, hands tucked casually into her pockets, though her eyes were darting toward the price tags tucked discreetly under the velvet displays. "My heart is fine, but my wallet is definitely doing some deep breathing exercises right now," she joked, though she couldn't hide the soft, indulgent smile she kept for Azzi.
Azzi began to drift along the displays, her hand trailing just an inch above the glass like a heat-seeking missile. She stopped in front of the Disney Collection, her eyes widening. "Wait, look at this rose gold crown charm! It is so me." Before Page could even offer an opinion, Azzi’s index finger made a deliberate, theatrical tap right on top of the glass case directly above the crown.
"First touch!" Azzi squealed, turning to the camera with a triumphant grin. "Bae, did you see that? The 'Princess Crown' in 14k rose gold. It’s official. It’s in the bag."
Page let out a mock sigh, nodding to the sales associate who was already approaching with a black velvet tray. "She’s not wasting any time today. Go ahead and pull that one out," Page told the clerk, then looked back at Azzi. "You’ve been in the store for exactly forty-five seconds and you've already started the tally. You're dangerous today."
"I told you I was getting spoiled spoiled!" Azzi laughed, leaning in to watch the associate unlock the case. "And look, my hand is still moving... oh, what’s this over here? A sparkling heart tennis bracelet?" Her hand hovered over a second display, her eyes dancing with mischief as she looked back at Page, waiting for the perfect moment to make her next move. Azzi’s finger didn’t just stop at the crown charm; it began to glide across the glass like a professional ice skater. She was humming a little tune, her eyes darting between the sparkling rows of the Timeless Collection. Page watched with a mix of adoration and feigned terror, her hand instinctively reaching for her back pocket to make sure her wallet hadn't staged a midnight escape.
"Oh, wait, wait, wait," Azzi whispered, her voice dropping into that dramatic 'storytime' tone for the camera. "Look at this one. The Sparkling Herbarium Cluster bracelet. It’s giving garden party, it’s giving elegance, it’s giving... mine.""Wait, let's go to the shoe store next!" Azzi exclaimed, her eyes widening as she spotted the neon glow of a high-end boutique reflecting off the mall's polished floors. She did a little celebratory shimmy for the camera, her new Pandora bags dangling from her wrist like trophies. "The bracelets were just the appetizer, guys. Now we’re getting into the main course."
Page chuckled, effortlessly catching the heavy shopping bags to lighten Azzi's load. "The main course? My bank account is still recovering from the 'appetizer,' but lead the way, Queen."
They navigated the crowded walkway, Azzi narrating every step to her followers until they reached the counter to finalize the jewelry purchase. The store was buzzing, but a friendly associate stepped forward to greet them.
“Hi, I’m Kayla! Will you be using your mobile app for rewards today?” the cashier asked, her fingers poised over the touchscreen.
“No, ma'am,” Page replied with a polite, easy smile. She leaned against the marble counter, looking completely unbothered by the growing tally on the digital screen.
Kayla scanned the final bracelet, the rose gold crown charm, and a set of cleaning kits Azzi had "accidentally" brushed against at the last second. The register let out a final, high-pitched beep. “Alright, your total today will be $959.87,” Kayla announced, looking between the two of them.
Without a moment’s hesitation, Page reached into her back pocket and pulled out a sleek, matte black credit card. She slid it through the reader in one smooth motion. The machine whirred for a tense second before a cheerful green checkmark flashed on the screen. Approved.
"And just like that, the bag is secured!" Azzi cheered, grabbing the iconic pink-ribboned bags as Kayla handed them over. "Shout out to Page for not flinching at that total. You guys see that? That’s real partner goals right there."
Page took the receipt, tucking it away as she guided Azzi toward the exit. "Don't get too excited, Azzi. We still have the shoe store, and I have a feeling those heels are going to cost more than a few charms. Are you sure your feet and my card can handle it?"
"Oh, my feet were born for this," Azzi laughed, leaning her head on Page’s shoulder as they walked
Azzi quickly fumbled with her phone to tap the terminal, the payment processing with a satisfying beep that felt like a victory. She shoved the receipt into the bottom of her bag and tucked the Jordan box deep inside her oversized Pandora tote, layering her own spare sneakers on top to camouflage the "University Blue" prize.
"Mission accomplished," she whispered, breathless, as she stepped away from the counter just in time to see Page walking back from the restrooms.
Page looked around the store one last time, her eyes lingering for a split second on the empty spot where the Retro Highs had been. "Wait, did someone already grab those Jordans?" she muttered, sounding genuinely disappointed. "Man, talk about bad timing."
Azzi bit her lip to keep from grinning, adjusting the heavy bag on her shoulder. "Told you, if you don't move fast in this city, you miss out! You ready to head out? I'm starving."
"Yeah, yeah, let’s go," Page sighed, clearly still thinking about the shoes.
As they walked out of the store and onto the sun-drenched sidewalk, Azzi adjusted her camera, making sure Page was out of the frame for just a second. She winked at the lens, the secret heavy in her bag but even heavier in her chest. The reveal was going to be legendary—she just had to make it to the car without Page asking why her 'jewelry' bag suddenly weighed ten pounds. "I am starving! Let's go get Chipotle and then I’m done for real this time," Azzi said, letting out a bubbly giggle. She swung their joined hands back and forth as they navigated the crowded mall corridor, her new shopping bags crinkling with every step. "Shopping is a full-body workout, okay? I need a bowl and a side of chips to recover."
Page just tossed her head back and laughed, the sunlight from the mall’s glass atrium catching the sharp line of her jaw. "You've said 'I'm done' three stores ago, but since it's Chipotle, I'll allow it. I'm not turning down a burrito."
They walked into the warm, spicy-scented air of the restaurant, the line moving quickly. Azzi kept the camera rolling, narrating her "perfect" bowl order—extra white rice, black beans, double chicken (because she was "earned it"), and, of course, the famous guac. Page kept it classic, nodding at the server as they moved down the assembly line with practiced ease.
Once the brown paper bags were secured, they found a quiet booth by the window. Azzi propped the camera up against a napkin dispenser to capture the "mukbang" portion of the vlog.
"Okay guys, the mission was a success," Azzi said, her voice muffled slightly as she scooped up a massive heap of rice and chicken with a lime-salted chip. "We got the bracelets, we got the surprise kicks for Page, and now we have the fuel."
Page sat across from her, already diving into her food, looking completely relaxed after the afternoon's chaos. She reached across the table, stealing a chip from Azzi’s tray with a wink. "It was a good day. My girl is spoiled, I got my Jordans, and nobody's card got declined. I'd call that a win for the channel."
Azzi grinned, leaning forward to rest her chin on her hand, looking at Page with genuine adoration. "Best shopping date ever. Make sure you guys like, comment, and subscribe to see what we do next! Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some serious eating to do."
She reached out and clicked the "stop" button on the camera, finally letting the "influencer" persona fade into a private, happy moment between the two of them. “Okay guys, we are back in the car, we are full of Chipotle, and the vibes are at an all-time high,” Azzi said, her voice dropping into a conspiratorial whisper as she angled the lens toward herself. “But I told y'all at the beginning... I’m spoiled, but today I wanted to make sure my baby felt the love too. Y’all ready for this?”
Page glanced over, her brow furrowed in genuine confusion as she paused with her hand on the gear shift. “Ready for what? I thought the challenge was over, Azzi. My bank account is currently in the ICU.”
“Bae, close your eyes for a minute,” Azzi commanded, her eyes dancing with a mix of nerves and pure excitement.
“W-what? Why?” Page asked, a weary but playful smile tugging at her lips. She complied anyway, leaning her head back against the leather headrest and shielding her eyes with one hand. “If this is a prank and there’s a spider in this car, I’m jumping out while it’s moving. I’m serious.”
Azzi didn't say a word. She reached deep into the Pandora bag she’d been clutching, moving silently so the tissue paper wouldn't give her away. She pulled out a small, square velvet box—one she had managed to slip onto the counter and pay for while Page was busy laughing at something Max had done earlier in their thoughts, or perhaps while Page was distracted by the shoe display.
She held the box right in front of the camera lens first, showing the followers the sleek, premium finish before hovering it inches away from Page’s face.
“Okay... open them,” Azzi whispered.
Page dropped her hand and blinked, her eyes taking a second to adjust to the dimming light of the car. When they finally landed on the box in Azzi's hand, her entire demeanor shifted. The confusion vanished, replaced by a stunned, quiet stillness.
“Azzi... what is this?” Page breathed, her voice losing its teasing edge.
“Open it and see,” Azzi replied, her heart thumping against her ribs. “You spend all day making sure I have everything I want. I figured it was time you had something that matches the energy you give me every single day.”
Page reached out, her fingers brushing against Azzi’s as she took the box. She flipped the lid, and the interior light of the car caught the brilliant, icy flash of a heavy gold link bracelet, encrusted with VS diamonds that shimmered like a miniature galaxy. It wasn't just a piece of jewelry; it was a statement.
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Page muttered, a rare flush of emotion creeping up her neck. She looked from the diamonds back to Azzi, who was grinning so wide her cheeks probably ached. “This is too much, babe. This was supposed to be your day.”
“Every day is our day,” Azzi said, leaning over the center console to press a soft kiss to Page’s cheek.
Page couldn't help herself; she leaned over the center console, her face glowing with a mix of shock and pure adoration. She began to pepper Azzi’s lips with soft, butterfly pecks one, two, three, four over and over again, her hand reaching up to gently cup Azzi’s jaw. The expensive diamond bracelet was still clutched in her other hand, but for a second, the jewelry didn't even matter.
"Thank you, bae," Page whispered between the kisses, her voice dropping into that deep, sincere tone that always made Azzi’s heart do a backflip. "For real. You really caught me off guard with this one. I was out here thinking I was the one doing the spoiling today."
Azzi giggled, trying to stay professional for the camera even though she was blushing hard. "Stop, stop! You’re gonna mess up my lip gloss for the outro!" she teased, though she didn't move away. She leaned into the affection, her hand resting on Page’s shoulder. "I told you, I’m a lucky girl, but I gotta make sure my partner is shining just as bright as I am. You like it?"
"Like it? Azzi, it’s incredible," Page said, finally pulling back just enough to look at the icy gold links again. She slid the heavy bracelet onto her wrist, the diamonds catching the fading afternoon light through the windshield. It looked perfect against her skin. "Look at that. I might have to start a whole new TikTok trend just to show this off."
Azzi turned the camera back toward herself and Page, capturing the moment the bracelet clicked shut. "You guys see that? The 'Whatever I Touch' challenge turned into 'Everyone Gets Iced Out' real quick! Page is officially a trophy wife today."
Page laughed, shaking her head as she put the car back into gear. "Trophy wife? Alright, don't get carried away. But seriously," she glanced at the lens with a wink, "this was the best challenge yet. Make sure y'all show my girl some love in the comments for this one."
"And hit that subscribe button!" Azzi added, blowing a kiss to the camera. "We out. Peace!"
She hit the power button, the screen went black, and the two of them finally pulled out of the parking lot, heading home with a car full of bags and a whole lot of love.
