WHAT'S THAT COMIN' OVER THE HILL--- Oh no, it's Miranda.. and she looks like she has an agenda. "Hi, Oz! Did you know that today is Oz appreciation day? And what better way to celebrate than to receive a kiss from the most divine creature that ever did walk land or swim seas...." She seems to have convinced herself of this. "I am definitely offering you a kiss for appreciation day and not because I heard some wild and obscene rumour that you don't have a crush on me. How silly!"
@spoiledfins
“Miranda, n-not everyone has to have a crush on you, it is really alright, you are lovely and I am sure you w-will find a fine prince one day. I am not a prince, and therefore receiving a kiss from you would be highly inappropriate.”
Oz...would like to find an exit. Soon. Very, very soon.
