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star wars

chaptered fics

a ballad of long nights and laundromats

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 39379 chapters: 12/? (updated aug 2, 2025) tropes: gay disaster luke, single dad din, crack treated seriously, modern au summary: luke meets a total dilf at the laundromat one night and he just so happens to be wearing his beloved “i ❤️ dilfs” t-shirt

this side of paradise

pairing: dinluke rating: mature words: 19908 chapters: 9/9 (complete) tropes: prince!luke, mand'alor!din, arranged marriage summary: Luke, Prince of Naboo, is in an arranged engagement that he doesn’t want with the Prince of Bespin, but instead, he would rather have a certain mandalorian. Specifically, the father of his student. More specifically, the Mand’alor.

summer wine

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 22236 chapters: 8/? (updated jan 28 2025) tropes: daddy kink, modern au summary: One summer day, a mysterious stranger from Anakin's past shows up at the doorstep to Skywalker Ranch. Luke finds himself enthralled by this older man with a hidden past. Din Djarin is beyond handsome and seems to have eyes for only Luke when his father isn't looking. This man could mean one of two things: pure bliss or heartbreak. Luke spends his summer of forbidden kisses and secret rendezvous hoping for the first.

thus unto tyrants

pairing: dinluke rating: mature words: 27781 chapters: 7/26 (updated jul 9, 2025) tropes: enemies to lovers, inspired by gladiator summary: Luke has no lightsaber, no force, and no friends when he is captured by the Empire and forced to fight for his life for the entertainment of the Emperor. He only knows of three things that might save him. One, Darth Vader doesn't want him dead - yet. Two, Boba Fett tells him more information than he should probably know. Three, General Din Djarin has a son he will do anything to protect.

oneshots

bow

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1857 tropes: mand'alor!din, jedi!luke summary: luke rides the mand'alor on his throne

definitely not a dildo

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1431 tropes: modern au summary: luke is too embarrassed to go to the sex shop, so he goes to a normal store to buy something totally normal to definitely not masturbate with. it doesn’t help when the hot cashier fuels his fantasies.

see the fire in the sky and embrace of the storm

pairing: dinluke rating: mature words: 7755 tropes: haunted dark saber, dark!din summary: din djarin starts hearing voices the more he uses the darksaber

we can make the world stop

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 3575 tropes: sith!luke, mand'alor din, bounty/bounty hunter summary: din takes up the bounty for a jedi, but that jedi is surprisingly persuasive (and hot)

you will surrender to me

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1527 tropes: mand'alor!din, jedi!luke, bounty/bounty hunter summary: mand’alor din tasks himself with killing sith lord skywalker, but instead, he finds himself faced with the biggest decision of his life

(se)x wing escapades series

part 1: if we want to get close, we need to get lost in the heat of it

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1069 tropes: inappropriate use of a x-wing, hand jobs, cockpit sex summary: they’re hiding in the x-wing, but it’s definitely not meant for two people.

part 2: the way you navigate my edges, drives me directions like heaven

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1803 tropes: inappropriate use of a x-wing, semi-public sex, sarcastic droids summary: din surprises luke on coruscant and he acts on his promise

part 3: if you're a tide, then i'm the moon

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1317 tropes: inappropriate use of a x-wing, helmetless din djarin , cockpit sex summary: they're back in the x-wing, but this time with no interruptions

part 4: i want to drink you sober

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 2070 tropes: sex in the millennium falcon, helmetless din djarin, space uber han solo summary: after a few too many drinks, luke and din call han to pick them up

part 5: the shortest distance between two points is the line from me to you

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1632 tropes: inappropriate use of the n-1, helmetless din djarin summary: din comes back from a bounty hunt and luke desperately needs him

what happens on dagobah duology

part 1: what happens on dagobah

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 5408 tropes: stranger sex, cockpit sex, inappropriate use of the razor crest summary: while training with yoda on dagobah, luke finds a mysterious stranger crash landed and in need of help. among other things...

part 2: doesn't stay on dagobah

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 5609 tropes: strangers to lovers, domestic fluff, two dads summary: luke occasionally thinks about the mandalorian he met on dagobah, but there's no way he'd run into him again... right?

mass effect

missing time

pairing: f!shepard/garrus rating: teen words: 5443 chapters: 1/1 summary: set during the arrival mission in me2. fills in plot hole of why the normandy didn’t get shep off the asteroid sooner. also gave me an excuse for protective garrus. basically, shepard is alone fighting for her life and has a mortality crisis. and also more feelings between your fave turian and human afterward.

slow love

pairing: f!shepard/garrus rating: explicit words: 2866 chapters: 1/1 summary: Shepard and Garrus have each other for stress relief. They never talk about it afterwards - an unsaid agreement between the two of them. Just sex, nothing more, right?

solace

pairing: f!shepard/victus rating: explicit words: 3913 chapters: 1/1 summary: after the events on tuchanka, primarch victus and commander shepard seek solace from the pressures of leadership in war.

red rising

i will find you in every universe

pairing: dassius rating: mature words: 24529 chapters: 3/5 (updated sep 27, 2025) tropes: Darrow loses Cassius, and when he wakes up in a different timeline, he vows never to lose him again. Or... Five times Cassius dies, and one time he doesn't.

follow me between the jaws of fate

pairing: dassius rating: explicit words: 7187 chapters: 1/1 tropes: friends to lovers, cheating, doomed relationship summary: LIGHT BRINGER SPOILERS - set sometime between chapters 80 and 81 before Darrow goes down to Io, after Cassius and Darrow rekindle their friendship officially. “While Virginia may be your wife and your soulmate, I am your twin flame. As sure as the sun burns, so does my love for you.” Cassius confesses his true feelings towards Darrow.

star trek

the time kirk doesn't wake up