#spngirlpolls

there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.

early seasons salmondean disguises are soooo stupid oh hi im detective rock this is detective roll we’re from ButtFuck PD here about the cheerleader disembowelments. we’re reporters from Big Stupid Magazine, does that dead guy smell like rotten eggs to you? we’re graduate research assistants from Kill Yourself University looking for 17th century literature on banshee skincare routines.

my dream for post-mindwipe lisa braeden is that she starts dating a butch lesbian with a motorcycle and all her pta mom friends are like “wow what a step up from the other guy” and lisa’s like “what other guy” and they go “amen sister! men-who needs ‘em!”

my message for the youth is do not make any declarative statements about your sexuality based on any modicum of attraction to jensen ackles. it is not definitive proof of anything one way or the other. looking at his sopping wet soap opera face elicits a primal animalistic response in everyone regardless of identity and that’s NORMAL. you may think it’s desire for sex but STUDIES SHOW that the average person is actually yearning to see him covered in corn syrup blood. many such cases. exhibit a eric kripke.

my supernatural hot take is that i enjoy watching the show

can i have precedented times. just once. as a treat. please.

what are your favorite all timer hall of fame spn posts. for me it’s orpheus and eurydice and their gay cajun vampire sidepiece. also bite him sammy kill him is pretty high up there. tell me yours i want to know