#splittingxpaths

fjfjkda i still wouldn’t refuse any interactions with immortal kinda characters bc i Love them, but typically they don’t have quite the same. Vibe? perhaps? as your run-of-the-mill mortal senior citizen laughs (tho it’s not impossible!)

i actually hadn’t thought of paragus XD;; probably bc he’s so Fit (especially in comparison to someone like natori, but like. that’s a really sad comparison l m ao), i tend to forget he’s actually supposed to be Old

Attn: Taiko

A tail swished irritably through the air behind him as he stared the other (taller) being down.  He had destroyed Namek once, in another lifetime.  It had cost him his life, and he did not enjoy being reminded of his shortcomings.

To be quite honest, he didn’t like thinking about the reason he was even alive right now.  The mere notion of being revived for good behavior made him feel sick, and while it had certainly allowed him to reclaim his rightful place in the universe, he had also been given a rather chilling lesson that there were other universes, and beings stronger than him...  Beings that he needed to surpass if he was ever to have hope of ruling over the Zenos.

        “Freeza.”

        Cooler turned his scarlet eyes towards his younger brother as he voiced his greeting, keeping his facial features impassive as he regarded his petulant sibling aloofly. His hands were clasped behind his back, and his Armored Squadron shadowing behind him at respectable distance as he made his way through the base of the Planetary Trade Organization.

         “I didn’t expect your impromptu arrival, brother,” the Arcosian Prince remarked with mild interest, lifting his carapace brow. “I was lead to believe that you were headed towards Earth, correct? The soldiers mentioned you’ve found yourself another pet… another Saiyan, I believe?”

         Mentioning the near-extinct race brought his black lips into a slight curl, his sneer lifting his indifferent features into a mocking smile. He couldn’t comprehend his brother’s peculiar obsession with these simian louts, considering how often they’ve lead to his humiliating downfall. How often they’ve besmirched their glorious bloodline with failures.

|| SHIP BIAS ||

Kuja x Beatrix-

      Enemies with benefits? Enemies with benefits. Isn’t that grand?

      I feel that Beatrix is among the few he wouldn’t able to so easily manipulate-- a trait he actually finds admirable and intriguing. Kuja does adore a challenge. Think of all the delightful sparring-cliches they could have. Think of the exciting debates they could throw across the table during meetings with Brahne just to undermine the other in front of the Queen. Imagine a game of cards or chess or mahjong or hungry hippos where the conversation is so tense that Beatrix outright states her suspicions of him and he’s all “lol” but quietly impressed. Think of the post Burmecia/Cleyra needling her could do to her until she just shoves her sword at his throat...! 

      I think a lot about how their relationship was during pre-game / that early portion of the game~. I don’t think they could get along afterwards. Not without some serious plotting anyway... But that could be interesting too.

14: What is your muse’s favorite part of another person's body? Thighs, butt, chest, belly, etc.?

Honestly? If they’ve got no inhuman qualities (No horns, claws, etc), then the belly would have to do! A chubby or more belly shows her that they are well fed and know how to feed themselves~

A nice butt is nice. But she will also adore a nice neck.

A nice neck to sink her teeth into and feel their pulse quicken under her teeth-

Seeing the sudden pink within his peripherals made the lavender Kai jump, clutching the orb in his grasp tighter and closer to his chest. It took him a second to remember where he was before he calmed down.

Everytime...!

Slowly he placed the sphere down before rising up to his feet in what he hoped was a dignified posture.

“Greetings, Lord Buu...”

Of all the beings Whis could have chosen as Beerus’s successor, it had to be Majin Buu. The one responsible for the near destruction of the entire universe. Twice. And for the deaths of his mentor and peers.

Which was surprising. He’d expected the angel to select one of the Saiyans to take on the role of God of Destruction. Though... it was probably understandable that neither ended up being Destroyers. They both had families and friends.

But still, Buu? He wondered if Whis picked the majin just to mess with him.

“An... unexpected visit... What business do you have here...?”

He was trying. Shin was trying so hard to be civil. Especially seeing as not only did he have to work with him for the rest of the foreseeable future, but that the Earthlings had assured that Buu was not the same Buu as the one that Bibbidi and later Babbidi had controlled.

Despite how often his mind returned to the past, everything and everyone that was lost, he had to try.

now what was this? he sensed no evil intention from taiko, no chance in hell this little runt was a demon like him. hmph, that must mean they were more like kami... what a waste of talent, potential absolutely ruined.