#spinner.

Mr Compress: If you ever picked up the phone you wouldn't have to ask that question.

Dabi: We went broke

Shigaraki: I found a new gaming system while we looted

Toga: I got a new coat

Spinner: We were nearly killed by a naked giant

Twice: But now he's our friend

Giran:

Twice is the only one allowed to answer the door unless Giran is around.

Kurogiri scares people

Dabi outright refused at first, but finally, they cut him a deal where if he answered the door once a year they wouldn’t bug him about it. He agreed. They immediately chose Halloween. Dabi still thinks it was #worthit.

Shigaraki regularly forgets the money on the couch. Once he tried smiling at the guy and just taking the pizza without paying, and when that didn’t work he threatened to decay him. The man nearly soiled himself, dropped the pizza and sprinted into the night.

Magne never tips

Mr Compress keeps them waiting because he talks the guy up a storm. He never tips either.

Spinner tries, but the poor man just looks suspicious. 

Toga is someone they’ve come to love, but realize she is an acquired taste that most men just aren’t ready for.

Twice overtips and makes people uncomfortable.

Shigaraki: 30 seconds if he's feeling spicy.

Kurogiri: A solid 45 minutes but that includes showering and other assorted hygienics.

Dabi: Nobody knows. Toga made a comment about how long it must take him to get his tight pants on in the morning and he told her to "get fucked" so there might be truth to that.

Toga: An hour at least. probably more.

Twice: 5 minutes for everything, or 15 minutes total if he throws in a much needed and asked for shower.

Spinner: 1 hour, and that's just the hair. He and Toga gave had all our shove wars over who gets to go first. Shigaraki claims them as the reason he never has time to shower.

Magne: 45 minutes because she's not a gremlin. Oddly enough none of that goes into actually shaving

Kurogiri - Tired dorm head. Not related to anyone but is friends with the Father of one of the children.

Shigaraki - eldest son. spoilt. tolerated.

Dabi - that cousin who's just kinda part of the family, not because you're close with him but because your father knows his father and he lives in the neighbourhood. Nobody knows his last name

Toga - Adopted from a questionable agency. Has a lot of issues. No return policy. Nobody had the heart to kick her out

Twice - Reactive attachment disorder meets golden retriever. Also adopted. Shigaraki swore he would never like any of his new siblings but twice was the only one who said thank you. As if having a roof was a privilege. Big brother with issues.

Spinner - the little brother you think is adorable until he steals your car to reenact Grand Theft Auto.

Mr Compress - actor friend who crashed on your couch six months ago and hasn't left.

Magne - big sister.