Aug 13, 2018
Well,,,I almost let this monster 🕷 steal my joy of basting in the sun ☀️ while floating around in the pool 🏊♀️ NOT TODAY SATAN 🚫❌ - #spidersofinstagram #spidersareevil #nottodaysatan #pooltime #bikinimom #fitat41 #fitmomof4
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Well,,,I almost let this monster 🕷 steal my joy of basting in the sun ☀️ while floating around in the pool 🏊♀️ NOT TODAY SATAN 🚫❌ - #spidersofinstagram #spidersareevil #nottodaysatan #pooltime #bikinimom #fitat41 #fitmomof4
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Um, why?!? Why would this be a thing? 😲😲😲 #nothankyou #gtfoh #spidersareevil
Watching this huge spider #spidersareevil
I have two very important questions:
1. What if Moriarty is dead and all of series four is a wild goose chase? Like what if this was all pre-set up so that if Sherlock did come back then he would spend the rest of his life being driven insane by a man who is really dead?
2. If I was to take over the world, which is very likely, does anyone mind if I replace all the worlds spiders with fluffy, yellow, fly-eating marshmallows which make cute giggling sounds as they devour the souls and bodies of their feeble prey?
Just wondering!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why me?
Okay... make the kill count 3.5 for today.
Seriously, what's with all the spiders?! And why do they keep coming to me?
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It’s like all the spiders are like “Oh, hey! I heard you’d been enjoying the fact that we were all dead and frozen during the winter, so we thought now that it’s warm enough, we’d pop in and say hello. Make ourselves at home in your house and car. Wait--Is that bug spray? Now, come on! That’s dreadfully unsporting of you! No! Don’t spray that on me!! C-can’t breath. H-how c-could y-y-you? F-f-fine! I’ll leave if that’s what you want! Geez, try to be a good neighbor, and this is what it gets you. A lungful of Raid. Don’t spray me again! I just said I was leaving! Oh! That stuff’s rather potent. I dare say you’re trying to kill me, aren’t you? Well, you’re doing a rather smashing job at that. Can’t hold on much longer.”
Spider Kill Count for the Day: 2.5 (One got rather mauled but not killed.)
I saw a spider in the living room with me...
And I was like
...I hate spiders. Shudder.