So I've been absolutely losing it over this monster from Vecna: Eve of Ruin. Behold: the Spiderdragon.
So, to be clear, this is supposed to be a black dragon who ate too many spiders when it was young. Here's the info from the actual stat block:
(First of all, "steady diet of spiders" is a fantastic phrase, real album title material.)
Literally, they just ate spiders and only spiders. They ate so many spiders that they turned into the spiders georg of dragons. They ate so many spiders that they can breath fucking SPIDERLINGS on you:
Where do these spiderlings come from??! Do they have some kind of spider nursery that's separate from their digestive system, where they breed special attack spiders? Do they grab a mouthful of spiders and spit them out each time they use their breath weapon? Are they spontaneously generating spiders in their body somehow? I need answers.
