Can we have a Headcanon of Wade Felton From House of wax, I’m on the spectrum and I wanna see if Wade dates an Autistic person?
●Wade is 100% a soft-spoken golden retriever boyfriend. He’s awkward at first but sincere — you always know when he’s nervous because he runs his fingers through his hair and avoids eye contact before stammering out compliments like, "You look… really nice. I mean, you always look nice. But, like, today especially.”
●Wade smells like cedar, car grease, and clean cotton. His hoodies are big, soft, and instantly feel like safety. He never minds if you wear them. In fact, he’ll tug the hood up over your head if he sees you getting overstimulated.
●He genuinely listens when you infodump. Like, he’ll sit cross-legged on the floor, eyes wide, completely focused while you talk about your latest hyperfixation or interest.
●He remembers the details. If you say you like a certain snack, a texture, or a scent, it’ll magically show up in your space later. Wade might not always say “I love you” every day, but he shows it in ways that feel quiet and specific — bringing you your favorite drink without asking, or adjusting the heater because he noticed your hands were cold.
●If physical touch isn’t always your thing, Wade learns your boundaries and respects them without needing them explained over and over. He offers things like weighted blankets, grounding tools, or soft textured gifts without making a big deal out of it.
●He’ll let you sit in his lap while he works on cars and will give you a kiss on the temple even if he’s covered in grease. "Sorry if I got you dirty," he’ll say, but you can see the proud smile he hides after.
●Wade buys you knick-knacks that remind him of you. A charm bracelet. A cracked Polaroid camera. A stuffed animal from a claw machine. “It just looked like something you’d like.”
●Wade’s a huge horror movie buff, slashers, psychological thrillers, campy 80s gore, he loves it all. You come over and he’s already queued up a stack of DVDs or has a horror marathon streaming. He’s been thinking about it all week.
●He always keeps a hair tie for you in his pocket, just in case. If you forget yours? Boom. Wade’s got you.
●He calls you “short stuff,” “trouble,” and sometimes just “babe” in the softest voice, but when he’s really smitten, he’ll say your name like it’s his favorite word.
●Impromptu late-night drives with no destination. Music playing low, your hand resting in his over the gear shift. You stop for gas station snacks and make it a mini-date — sitting in the parking lot, sharing sour candy and slushies.
●Wade is deeply patient. If you need silence, time to process, or you struggle with eye contact or conversation flow, he doesn’t take offense. He gets that comfort doesn’t always mean talking.











