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Keep with it, it is awesome. Honestly one of the best things I’ve seen in years. You don’t 100% know what’s going on till the end of Chapter 6 so do stick with it. I promise it’s 100% worth it.

4. what colour would you imagine yourself as? any reason?a deep maroon, like my blog color. and hmm… i don’t know if there’s a certain reason! i just rly associate myself w that color

7. what would your ideal landscape look like?either a beautiful beach in cancún or freshly fallen snow in the middle of manhattan

12. if your life was a song, which song would it be?I Hate Everything About You - Three Days’ Grace (i haven’t listened to this song in YEARS it rly just popped into my head rn)

Nobody could beat this ever

Me: Ok, but can I just say it really bothers me when people call him Wesley when it’s Westley.

Spev: SAME!

Me: I want someone to give me a smoulder like that

Spev: It’s a smoulder to beat Flynn Rider’s

Me: Yes, move over Flynn Rider. I want Westley

Spev: Who wouldn’t, Westley is a real pirate

Me: And much more romantic

Spev: Yes very much so. Flynn wouldn’t leap into the lightening sand to save Rapunzel.

Spev: Ngl but Humperdink must be at least 100 and HELLA GAY WITH THE COUNT. It’s all very creepy. 

Me: Oh I guarantee he’s Humperdinking with the count.

Spev: No word of a lie.

Me: He makes use of that 6 fingered hand

Me: I just want to hug Fezzick.

Spev: “I’ll just have to find myself a new giant, that’s all!” Wow. Cold.

Me: He only cares about causing trouble for some unknown reason.

Spev: Because he’s a short bald man with a speech impediment and those fellas have crippling inferiority complexes and therefore are not to be trusted. I AM SORRY BUT INIGO IS NOT TALKING ABOUT FENCING HE IS TALKING ABOUT WANKING. “my left hand is the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right hand it is over too quickly.” Holy shiizzballs

Me: OH MY GOD! HOW CAN I NOT HAVE NOTICED THAT BEFORE... I would expect nothing less than that from a man in tight leather pants.

Spev: “Rest well and dream of large women” what a parting shot

Me: I feel like it’s very nice of him to not kill the men who intended to kill him.

Spev: He’s a gentleman. Well, except for Vizzini.

Me: Humperdink is definitely proving the gay theory wearing that purple tunic trimmed in fur.

Spev: I KNOW RIGHT. HE MAY AS WELL VOMIT A RAINBOW. Princess Beardcup. Humperdink and the Count are the real hidden love story in this film. I’m sure there’s a fanfic about it.

Me: I wouldn’t be surprised. If I were Buttercup I’d take advantage of the fact Vizzini is distracted to overtake him.

Spev: You should 100% be the heroine in a swashbuckler film. You’re wasted in your current roles. You were born to be a kickass princess.

Me: OK Buttercup, if you can describe his eyes, you should know it’s him.

Me: This is why I’m Buttercup. I’d totally push him down the hill and then fall. Although I’d chop off that ponytail.

Spev: Yes. That’d be the first job.

Me: I’d be like “before we can get it on, that ponytail will be gone”

Spev: You’re not even wrong.

Me: The look on the count’s face when he promised to torture him, Like, “as you wish”

Me: Ngl, I totally wouldn’t mind finding a half naked Westley on my table.

Spev: Well. If he insisted on the table....

Me: “Of course... my love” These two. Dressing alike and wearing such bejeweled outfits.

Spev: Oh my god. I really am Fred Savage in this. Totally against smoochy stuff but DO NOT FUCK WITH MY OTP GET IT RIGHT MAN OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GET OUT OF THIS BED AND I WILL BOP YOU ON THE NOSE!

Me: The secret knock and the back door opens to him... “You know how much I love watching you work”

Spev: They’re not even subtle.

Me: Nope. They gaze into each other’s eyes quite often.

Spev: It’s love. The gayest evillest love that ever loved.

Me: Miracle Max gives me life.

Spev: He gives Westley life too. To blave.

Me: I’m the wife, I’d bother the fuck out of him until I got what I wanted.

Spev: I was just about to say that!! You would totally chase him around shouting “Humperdink” until he caved!!

Spev: Gentlyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Me: Like God. Buttercup was so horny and jumped a man who was mostly dead a half hour ago. I don’t blame her but he asked for gentle.

Me: I wonder how Humperdink felt finding his butt buddy dead.

Spev: Bummed. Pun 100% intended.

Spev: “’Ello, Lady!” Fezzik’s just the best. He totally saved the day and got 0 credit.

Me: “You did something right” Fezzik does many things right.

Spev: He does loads right!!!!

Me: I like to believe Fezzik moved in with Buttercup and Westley and took care of their brood of children,

Spev: headcanon accepted

Me: He’d protect them with his life and dawn over them.

Spev: He totally would. He’d be the best uncle ever

Me: And Inigo would stop by every once in awhile to teach them swordsmanship

Spev: Yes, Inigo is basically Puss in Boots

Oh my god you do have a look of her! Same eyes and cheekbones and a look about the eyes!! That’s a really obscure but nonetheless excellent celeb lookalike shout!! *fistbump*