#sperth

It's shiny and orange. Like so very very orange. 

WM: HALLOOOOO! SB: Hi. DF: Yo. EW: Hey Will! JB: Hey man. AH: Hi guys. TJ: Heyyyyyyyy JZ: Whoa lots of people doing this! WM: Well I think that’s everyone. LCS: Oi! WM: Sorry leahhedge. TJ: Leahhedge? LCS: Hey Tamaraaaa LCS: I’m part hedgehog now. TJ: Whoa that that sounds completely awe...

WM: DAN! WM Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! DF: Yo. WM: What’re you doing? DF: I just combined my computer some sunglasses and a pair of gloves DF: This is so much better than google glasses WM: Oh damn that is a good idea. WM: Anyway, I’ve been thinking. We should try and talk to everyone who is pla...

Slightly drunk you wobble up to your room and, old habits refusing to die, you sit down to your hacked computer. You immediately notice the message has changed. You press tab and the messages disappear replaced by the sburb logo which slowly fades to reveal the game window and a view of a...

JZ: Well that was…phrenetic. RSS: I’m impressed, you fought well. JZ: They always underestimate the Umbrella. RSS: Well the few that got away won’t make that mistake again in a hurry. JZ: Heh. That was actually kind of fun. Usually the violence I inflict is just through my writing. RSS: Ye...

You stare at your phone and wish you still had a flip phone so you could slam it shut in frustration. You settle for angrily pushing button on the screen. It’s just not the same. A gunshot splits the air at the same time as something splits a rock by your feet. You watch several dark figures a...

WM: Yooo! JZ: Whoa what? Hello WM: Are you behind giving them Riza? JZ: What? WM: Riza Hawkeye. Did you prototype her? JZ: Prototype? What’s going on here? WM: Wait. I was sure it was you. Have you entered the game? I know you’re one of us I saw you on Prospit. And who else would prototype an FMA...

Your eyes flicker open as something prods you hard in the ankle. Narrowing your eyes against the bright sunshine you look down and make out a short turtle leaning heavily a staff. You can’t help but admire its lovely saffron robe. It quite distracts you from the fact that the turtle is...