“Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a bit,” Roy replied, staring out of the window, only to see white. It had been snowing all night and looked as though it would continue to snow through the day. 

“Stand still for a minute!” Roy muttered, reloading his gun. The engineer found himself on the battlefield without a sentry, meaning he only had his shotgun to rid himself of a Scout. But that little shit was too fast for him. The second he took aim, the Scout dashed off somewhere else. 

This just was not his day.

“Asses are pretty great, but uh... I don’t think butts and dicks count as a turn on. Fantastic asses, yes. Asses in general.. depends on the ass. Same goes for dicks. There’s all kinds of dicks. Thick dicks, skinny dicks, curvy dicks, pierced dicks...” He shrugged.

“Hey kiddo, I told ya to watch your back out there, didn’t I? I will admit, you got me back pretty good though.” Jack grinned, face still grimy with dust and soot from the battle, clapping the Scout on the back.

“Dear god, I’m surrounded by rugrats.”

Chuck blushed, but didn’t say much of anything. There was a weird little smile though.

As it was, though, he pulled off his shirt and threw it at the other Scout with a grin, hands going to the back of his head as he caught his breath. “Good run,” he complimented with a nod. “’Specially for a BLU, heheheh.”