My conscious mind is an obstructionist.

If Cyd's bored, she'll hop on just to write 'Eustace is good maybe?' then stab the enter key like it's ancestors killed her ancestors and watch the forum go up in flames. Shelby spends the rest of her screen time defending Cyd broke-idealistic-defense-attorney-who-genuinely-wants-good-things-for-her-client-in-a-mid-2000s-basic-cable-legal-thriller style, insisting that male characters who literally pray for the deaths of their enemies then make pacts with demons to make said wishes reality are treated with heart-eyes and hyper specific dissertations about their deserved redemption arcs but people are ready to send Eustace to the guillotine for being 'morally grey' that one time.