to the asshole using speaker phone - in a quiet public hallway.
It's 8am, on a Monday morning. I'm sitting in a quiet hallway, waiting for court to start, and I hear this: "HELLO!... HELLO?... CAN YOU HEAR ME?... YEA...CAN YOU HEAR ME?... YEA... SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH.... Wait, WHAT??" Some jagweed is talking via speakerphone to another person who clearly cannot understand him - because NO ONE can hear anyone who is talking on speakerphone, as it is an area of technology we have somehow not advanced upon since the advent of cell phones. I, however, can hear ALL of the scrambled screaming from down the hallway. How about you take your unnecessarily obnoxious "conversation" down the hall, away from the people sipping their caffeine and into a private conference room that has been clearly marked for dumbasses like yourself. Or another shockingly easy solution is to just turn your speakerphone off and use the phone's earpiece. You're not driving. You're not doing anything with both of your hands that requires you to be on speakerphone. In fact, you are holding the phone's mouthpiece directly in front of your mouth with BOTH hands as you speak and next to your ear when you are trying to listen.....ALL WHILE ON SPEAKERPHONE. Pointless.
