#sparkledinos

DINOSAUR WORLD DINOSAUR LAY EGGS

Harry and Larry the Yesheadasaurus. Harry and Larry “help kids develop brain Colorful package, perfect for birthday/Christmas gift.WITH ON/OFF SWITCH, Kids can operate easily and have fun.” or so they say, but this claim is yet to be verified by the leading scientific experts of the Yesheadasaurus genus. 

One thing is for sure, Harry and Larry be bustin out mad eggs tho

A new species of egg laying hologram projecting sparkle dino has been discovered! This one has a unique head sculpt with some gnarly looking glow spines that I haven’t seen before. It also appears to have feathers on its arms! Its color is a cool dark crocodile green, which contrasts nicely with the glow spines.

Ah yes, my two favorite How to Train Your Dragon Characters, Choke and Toothfull. I’ve posted about this particular bootleg before, but this time we get to see TWO color variations!

Unlike his baby puke green brother, Shadow Toothfull is rocking that silver-on-black look. You go, dude. Another thing of note is that Shadow Toothfull’s crest of spines on his head is red, but the rest of the spines running down his back aren’t. Puke Toothfull’s got something similar going on, but his spines are orange and they appear to be airbrushed on instead of individually painted. Puke Toothfull also has the presence of silver paint on his head, while Shadow Toothfull does not. It’s another small but interesting difference that makes you wonder why they decided to go with Puke Toothfull’s design over Shadow Toothfull’s.

Choke’s design doesn’t differ very much between the two versions. He’s just kind of there.

One last thing I want to look at are the pictures of the box that this thing comes in.

This is the front? The back? I’m not sure, but there’s no sign of Toothfull on this side. The only hint of what’s inside that this box gives us is “PREHISTORIC DINOSAUR” both of which Toothfull is neither.

Now THIS looks like a more fitting box. It actually has pictures of the product on it this time. Let’s take a look at those features:

Realistic dinosaur sounds

Walking forward

Cool light

Only one of these things checks out, Toothfull does indeed have “Cool light” if the pictures provided are anything to go by.

I WAS going to make a “what movie was this in haha” joke but then I noticed they gave blue FEATHERS! Could this be the start of a new feathered bootleg dinosaurs trend? Probably not, but we have yet to see.

There’s a few inconsistencies with the version of the model in the picture with cracked earth, and the versions that are in the rest of the pictures. For starters, the dinosaur in the first picture has yellow eyes edited onto it. The pink paint on the membrane in the mouth is also another inconsistency, as pictures 3 and 4 show a model lacking this paint placement. In the first photo, Bluetleg has white painted nails. This isn’t present on any of the other models shown.

OH SHIT BOYS WE GOT A

Collector’s Addition

UP IN HERE!! I bet people are scrambling for a chance to get their hands on their favorite dinosaurs from the hit movie DINOSAUR WORLD! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity folks, step right up and get yourselves a DINOSAUR WORLD COLLECTOR’S ADDITION WALKING DINOSAUR FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MOVIE DINOSAUR WORLD!!!!

Joking aside, let’s take a look at the models. Our first one is a funky looking but pretty normal looking T-Rex or something.

But wait, did I mention he’s POSSESSED?

That’s right folks, every Dinosaur World Collector’s Addition Walking Dinosaur comes with a free demon bound inside of it, totally eliminating the need for environmentally harmful batteries!

Up next is some kind of funky spruce green raptor that I’m certain I’ve seen somewhere else before.

This one is also possessed by demons, but these infernal entities seem to be a little more agreeable than the ones in the T-Rex model.

Next up are the two dinosaurs that MAY be Ceratosaurs, but it’s very hard to tell.

They both look pretty much the same, except the first one is a lot more detailed and has a notable crest and smaller arms, which leads me to believe that Stripey here is a Ceratosaur. Now, here’s where things get tricky. The second dino which we’ll call “Smoothie” from now on, has basically the same head sculpt except instead of a crest Smoothie has two short horns poking up from above its eyes. Maybe Smoothie’s supposed to be a Carnotaurus? Probably not, since Smoothie has claws on its feet like a Dromaeosaurid would have. Smoothie’s arms seem to be a bit LONGER than Stripey’s arms too, so what exactly IS Smoothie? Personally, I think Smoothie might be a deformed Dromaeosaurid suffering from baldness. Or... maybe none of these toys are meant to represent actual dinosaurs and I’m overanylizing this.

Oh SHIT it’s

BEIGE GODZILLA

Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/60828625334/Kids-favorite-electronic-dinosaur-toy.html

Electro Beast, Prismatusk Mammoth

This Ankylosaurus-like dinosaur uses blinding sparkles to evade its predators by permanently damaging their eyesight.