Aizawa: Remember, Don’t do anything stupid. You have to go and observe the meeting, not go in. The individuals were spotted today, but it’s likely it isn’t anything out of the ordinary.
Hatsume: I CAN SHOW THEM MY BABIES!!!
Aayoma: Pas besoin de s'inquiéter! We will be fine sensei~
Hatsume: And So will my marketing campaigns after I showcase my babies abilities as spy gear!
Aizawa: You’re going down to a park to observe suspicious individuals- Emphasise on the observe.
Hatsume: Yeah Yeah caterpillar man, LETS GO!!! MY BABIES ARE REARING TO GO!
Aayoma: And so am I! Let’s go~
[Later at said meeting, late at night]
Dabi: Yo- Why are we meeting here? You expressed interest in the league but out in the open isn’t a good plan. In fact, it’s idiotic.
*Someone in a hoodie and long black pants with a mask on are near him- Dabi is in his casual outfit*
Mask: I want to meet your leader! I’m not interested in you, so why put the effort in hiding?
Dabi: To show devotion to the league, I don’t know. Or are you here for other reasons?
Dabi: What’s your quirk anyways? You haven’t given me a description that works.
Mask: Nah, I’m just waiting for the perfect opportunity to show it off.
Dabi: Sounds suspicious. Let’s get this over with before we get caught~
[Aayoma and Hatsume are hidden nearby, watching. Hatsume has pulled out a machine]
Hatsume: *Loud whispering* Know What this is fabulous?!
Aayoma: Shhh- Merci dear and I have no idea!
Hatsume: ONE OF MY BEST BABIES!
Aayoma: SHUSH! We will be caught soon, and I understand that staying low key isn’t yours or my style but we have to tolerate it for my job! Comprendre?
Hatsume: Yes yes, but listen! This baby will do something awesome the moment a touch this button- Ready?
Aayoma: Mmm not a smart plan Mei, maybe avoid it before we get into trouble!
Hatsume: *Looks At him then button, then him again*
Hatsume: SHABOOM! *Clicks button- The machine explodes brightly and a puff of smoke follows- Hatsume blinks and laughs, slapping her knee*
Hatsume: So much for stealth! I need to run some reconfigurations on the mechanics of this-
Hatsume: And clean the baby up a bit, it’s a wreck-
Aayoma: Please pay attention!
Hatsume: But all in all that went better than last time-
Dabi: Did it? Honestly I think this times gonna end up pretty bad. *Is crouching with flaming hands next to Hatsume who blinks, looking at Aayoma next to her*
Hatsume: By any chance is that your voice changing sparkly?
Aayoma: *Shakes head* It’s le sujet brûlant from the league of villains!
Hatsume: Aww screws- *Turns to look at Dabi*
Hatsume: Oh wow- LUCKY I HAVE A BABY PERFECT FOR POOR SKIN!
Dabi: What the hell- *Is slapped by a small machine as Hatsume, stands up, grinning*
Hatsume: For a limited time while I stay alive, this baby is exclusively free! That’s right- It has several uses including being a blunt weapon! Perfect for fighting off fiery foes-
Aayoma: Allow me to assist! *Prepares navel laser*
*Suddenly Mask person lunges for Hatsume grabbing her arm and then Dabi’s*
Mask: Allow me to show you my quirk scum!
Hatsume: DONT DAMAGE MY BABIES!!!
Aayoma: Arrêtez! *Fires laser as a bright purple light flashes, causing him to miss*
Mask: Ta-da! My quirk- Transfusion!
*A figure is lying on the ground- They sit up, growling angrily- Their ears and nose are pierced. They look sort of like Hatsume with other facial features, but with a large burn scar in the shape of a cross over the bridge of their nose- Their neck is completely burnt down to where Dabi’s normally was and their arms had criss-cross burns. They had to spikey hair that was pink with red highlights and their eyes where Hatsumes but blue- They were wrapped in a bundle of clothes from Hatsume and Dabi*
???: You asshole- I’m gonna end your whole career before the bomb on my next baby goes off- Prepare for hell!
???: Wait this ain’t me- *Re-arranges clothing and looks down, looking up in surprise*
???: Oh *bleep* I have boobs! > Where’s my baby?!
Mask: My quirk allows me to smash two people together! The effects last for a while depending on the people who are fused- The more contradicting the more time fused!
???: Wait- You mean I’m fused with this pink haired brat? Nah- > Look at this logically emo hot topic , of course you are!
Mask: Fweh he he! I love people arguing with their selves~
Aayoma: Bizarre! Now hold still sir- *Attempts to grab Mask person who jumps out the way, saluting and running away into the dark*
Mask: Keep an eye on them- I need them in pristine condition!
???: HEY BASTARD GET BACK HERE- *Jumps up, Aayoma yelps and runs up to them, pulling off his cape and wrapping around them* > Wardrobe malfunction- Lucky I have a baby for this!!!
Aayoma: *Facepalms* We has one job- How do I explain this to Sensei?!’
A/n: mask will be back to smite them all! Also this is the first time I’ve posted are here so pls be nice I know I’m bad at it
