#spankmachine

Ok, so in the Spongebob episode where they make a 7 mile spank machine...

Assuming each of those fish is about the standard size of a Starfish (Patrick for reference), then each is about 10 inches tall, and give or take about 2 inches in depth.

There are exactly 63,630 inches per mile....so 7 miles =443,520 inches.

To make the 7 mile long spank machine, given the 2 inches per fish plus an additional inch for personal spanking space, it would take 147,840 fish.

Now watching the episode, a fish goes through at about a spank per second. 

Using this model it would take

147,840 seconds, or

2464 minutes, or 

41 hours, or

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