Spadesgorudy shipper has returned! (I got this idea from the incorrect quote person)
Rudy, watching Asgore and Spade from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they’re not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-
Rudy: And now for a gay update with Asgore and Spade.
Asgore: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Rudy: I’m “a couple of things”.
Spade: I’m “got distracted”.
Rudy: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Spade: Well Asgore and I-
Asgore: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
Rudy: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!
Asgore: He’s probably just staring at my ass, isn’t he?
Asgore, laying between spade and Rudy: I have found the meaning of life
I'm sorry it took 12 billion years for me to get back to answering asks please accept my humble spadesgorudy donations