#spabelmano

It’s 2020 and I’m still Hetalia trash, but at least I have a lot of ships to keep the trash spicy and fresh! The character I play is in parenthesis!

PruHun (Prussia)

GerIta (Germany)

Spamano (Romano)

Spabelmano or Sparomabel, however you want to put it (Romano, Belgium)

PortBel (Portugal, Belgium--I’d play either to make this happen)

NedBel (Belgium)

FrUk (England)

AmeBel where the Bel is for Belarus (America)

Ameripan (America)

RusAme (America)

Spain: Yes! My fantasy threesome!

Belgium: ...

Romano: ...

I just saw your Spain x Belgium x Romano thing and I'm kicking myself for not coming up with it sooner.

Like it's perfect, we have spain, who possibly goes slightly conquistador, not murderously so but dominating and aggressive. While belgium, being well able to get behind being dominating starts going a little sadistic too, whole poor Romano is ficked absolutely senseless.

Alternatively we could have Spain and Belgium being topped my Romano who was for once able to top and is now high on power and he won't stop

I know right?? I have to admit it wasn't an original idea, Bea introduced me to the idea of this ship. but now it's living in my head rent free ^^

Romano sometimes comes off a bottom acting like top to me, but given the chance I can see him as a service top when it comes to Belgium. Spain? He has to work for it, Romano's not making it that easy for him. but Belgium? Romano would carry her on his hands if she so much as bats her eyes at him and Spain too probably. The boys are whipped.

I basically have three ships for Belgium:

PortBel

NedBel

SpaRomaBel or SpaBelMano

The biggest RarePair in the bunch here is PortBel, which I’d love a chance to explore since I think it could be super dramatic. I’ve always imagined Portugal flirts with Belgium shamelessly even though she’s under Spain’s rule and sort of like his wife. Let’s get some forbidden love going here!

As for NedBel, I’m not an incest shipper, but they’re countries and I get ‘big brother complex’ vibes from Belgium, to the point where I often portray her as having a weird one-sided crush on him. Maybe that’s why Portugal is so attractive: a big brother, but one she’s not related to.

SpaRomaBel basically boils down to: Spamano. Do NOT separate them. But in whatever AU I write, I always end up having Belgium involved with one or both of them at some point. I feel like Belgium loves both of her boys so much and they love her. They all just want each other to be happy. Belgium usually ends up being Spain’s ex-girlfriend he’s still friends with or Romano’s first time with a woman--the latter usually a suggestion from Spain if Romano laments that he’s never had a chance to be with a girl. I feel like she’s the only third person who could get involved with those two and they wouldn’t get jealous or lose their minds.  

Prize: Tomato Triangleby Xilondruum