spite is 1/3 of this relationship and I'm tired of the game pretending he's not. playing cards? hilarious. let me suck his dick NOW!!! D:<
me and @dandyboyandy have been talking about lucanis (post-game) being able to give partial control to spite so they're able to co-pilot the body like it's fucking voltron or something. it's goofy as hell, but in my mind they've got sans undertale eyes during that "in-between" state
^ KINDA LIKE THIS ^
the limbs spite controls have a purple glow or smoke coming out of them (kinda like the wings do) and their voices will overlap sometimes
also, just to add on to what's already canon: when spite is in full control, he can grow fangs and claws because he's a little creature BUT when they retract it leaves lucanis sore for days so he can't do it all the time
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Spite purred and made little nippy sounds, biting at the air affectionately to show his appreciation for Saar's effort. His eyes were closed and he looked contented. In response, Saar blew kisses his way, looking even more like a lovesick fool.
Spite tilted his head, trying to come up with the best response to the blown kisses; the first one he 'ate', the second he did kissy lips back, but seemed unsure how long to hold it. The last one he 'caught' between his hands and 'ate'.
@dandyboyandy is an excellent rp partner that writes a fantastic spite. he's such a creature I needed to sketch this bit in particular =w=
[hangs head in resignation] I'm back at it again with more gay shit...
I've got a lot of stuff with spite from the same rp from that last picture because I just went insane with affection for this spirit
I refuse not to be unhinged about him btw <3 this is my rook asking him "hey can you keep your ominous, glowing eyes open when we kiss so I can stare deeply into them? it has to be weird"
and a bunch of other stuff (I draw him drooling / slobbering a lot, my bad if you're not into that. I can't emphasize enough how feral he can get)
and as a prize for putting up with me this far, here's horny shit idk if tumblr will flag but I tried to at least censor the titties
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Characters: Rook [Saar] Laidir, Lucanis Dellamorte, Spite Dellamorte, Isabela (mentioned)
Pairing: Spite/Rook/Lucanis (Spiterookanis)
Word count: 1135 words
Content warnings: suggestive imagery, brief mention of sex toys
This is a companion piece to @dandyboyandy's "That which can't be trained for" (check it out here), but can be read as a standalone fic!
For a Lord of Fortune, Saar lacked the experience most would expect from members of his faction.
It wasn't due to innocence or disinterest. He wasn't sheltered - Isabela had practically raised him, and while she wasn't about to expose a teenager to her dalliances, she was the last person to forbid Saar from going out and experimenting on his own.
The other Lords were happy to provide him with answers too. Luckily, there was always a Qunari on board, and Saar learned many biological facts about himself he wouldn't have learned otherwise. He was thankful to have grown in such a welcoming (and at times shameless) environment.
Saar wanted to put his knowledge to the test eventually, but... he didn't care for one-night stands. And an actual relationship was out of the question. There was so much emotional baggage to work through before he was in a good place for that.
Instead, he started his treasure hoard. It was, perhaps with good reason, unconventional to keep a collection of sex toys. It raised some eyebrows when matters of hygiene came up. Saar's contacts would always include instructions of use and cleaning methods, though, and they hadn't failed him yet.
To summarize: he wasn't an experienced lover, but he wasn't oblivious either. Saar knew exactly what he liked, he just never had a partner to try them with. Until now. Now, he had two partners, and a lot of pent-up energy buzzing just under the surface.
Saar was afraid this overeagerness could scare Lucanis off. The Qunari really didn't want to ruin whatever was blossoming between them. He still couldn't believe someone like Lucanis would want to kiss him, or that spirits were even able to develop romantic interest.
Spite had been more adventurous from the jump. He got handsy when they made out and enjoyed leaving behind marks. When Saar noticed Spite's interest in his chest, he gently guided a hand to cup one of his breasts. The spirit's wicked grin stretched Lucanis’s features in an uncanny way as he gave it a test squeeze, marveling at how different their bodies were.
But in matters of biting, human teeth weren't efficient enough for Spite, so he'd convinced Lucanis to let him try growing fangs. A temporary change to the body that would be gone by the time they switched back. That's how he sold Lucanis on trying out claws, too.
Sadly, these enhancements would leave the body sore for days, which meant Spite made up for the inefficiency with enthusiasm. He was a stranger to feeling shame: Spite didn't hold back any noises and Saar could often feel saliva dripping down his collarbone to the valley of his breasts.
Saar was happy to match his energy. Spite lit up when he felt sharp teeth hovering over his pulse, overcome with shivers of both anticipation and impatience. He'd growl if the Qunari took too long, furiously bouncing on his heels, and it was the closest to what Lucanis would call a 'tantrum' these days.
It made Saar wonder if this was a shared sentiment between his boyfriends. He once asked Emmrich if everything Spite felt was merely a reflection of how Lucanis felt towards him and, therefore, didn't mean the spirit was actually in love with him. Emmrich reassured him that their union might've been unconventional, but they were still separate beings.
The two shared a mind, but Spite was still himself, and his feelings were very much his own. This sealed Emmrich's fate as a personal relationship coach since, the next time they spoke, Saar asked him if it was okay to kiss a spirit.
But Lucanis's senses did influence Spite. The impulse to eat things he shouldn't or describe things in twos, to smell your surroundings like a bloodhound. There was a nuance to how they shaped each other's worldview that was still beyond even their comprehension.
The only difference came in how they externalized it. Lucanis learned from a young age that drinking vanilla extract wasn't advised, despite how nice it smelled. Spite, on the other hand, was impulsive and acted purely on instinct. He was still learning about what wasn't safe for consumption. The intermingling of their experiences only endeared Saar further to both.
When Lucanis pulled him aside to talk, he was worried about them breaking up. Had he been too pushy, despite his best efforts? Did Lucanis regret consenting to letting Spite roam free? Perhaps it bothered him that the marks on his body were left for someone else.
It turned out the assassin was… jealous. He wasn't being possessive - it wasn't that he had qualms about ‘sharing’ his partners with each other. Rather, this felt remarkably similar to the time he was jealous about Spite getting chin scratches and pats on the head. Lucanis wasn't against Saar doing it, he just wanted in on the fun.
"Lucanis. wANTS pet. LIKE, THE CAT?" had been Spite's response back then. He wondered what would be the reaction this time that he was asking Saar for permission to bite. Not just bite, either. Lucanis wanted to mark him like Spite did, testing the leathery skin with his teeth.
He knew Qunari bodies were more resistant than the average human's. It would be harder to mark Saar than the other way around. But the phantom sensations he got from memories of Spite ravishing Saar's neck had him grinding his molars, searching in vain for a target that wasn't there.
Saar noticed his hesitation in bringing it up and offered to mark him first. He was happy to initiate most of their encounters, including their first kiss. It was clear Lucanis was proficient at giving but had trouble claiming things for himself, partially out of fear of losing them, but also due to shame. The expectation that he must be perfect.
Once Saar deemed the expanse between Lucanis's neck and shoulder had been sufficiently decorated, making sure to stick to the spots that would get covered up by the armor, he sat back to appreciate his work. Even without looking up, he could tell the assassin was visibly less nervous.
He saw the exact moment the fog in Lucanis's gaze parted before springing into action. Saar got light-headed just thinking about it. When he looked himself in the mirror the next day, his first instinct was to press down on the bite marks, almost as if to check if they were real.
They were very real, as a matter of fact, and the dark blemishes adorned his collarbones like tattoos. A shiver ran down Saar's spine when he realized his outfit, be it for the mission or the Lighthouse, would not cover an inch of this. It was… thrilling.
He doesn't think twice about who he's bringing along for the next quest.
I haven't been able to work on a full piece, but I sure as FUCK have been drawing a lot of these guys (this is only a fraction of what I've made). some of my favorite out of context expressions under the cut:
a weekly update to let you know that YES, I'm still down bad for lucanis and spite dellamorte, who (in my canon) are also in love with each other
a few crownari (it's... how I've nicknamed their kids...) doodles under "read more" because I know it's not everyone's cup of tea. and if you're wondering, no I haven't drawn all of them, there's a total of 5. and I've got character arcs for all 5, it's a whole thing at this point (´∀｀；)
alright fine I do have one with all 5 of them (first panel is directly after the events of the game, second panel is like a whole decade later)
