#spa meme

Thank you, sweet heart, 

🍂- what’s your middle name? 

Renée!

📷- a photo of yourself

💍- your current relationship status?

I am married 

🎁- when is your birthday?

July 27th! So coming up here shortly 

💔- the reason behind your last breakup? 

I wasn’t into him. As usual. We had liked a lot of the same things, such as music and movies. We would go together to buy old slasher films at 2am and jam out to rock music. He bought me tickets to a Guns’N’Roses concert for our very first date. He was an AMAZING guy! And a firefighter. Handsome and into fitness. And I got along well with his best friends and his family. We smoked hookah together at his BFFs house and then went home and would cuddle at his place. I’d wear his shirts to bed sometimes but he never tried anything on me???? LOL. Like he was so fucking nervous and it made ME NERVOUS. And then in the morning, we would be brushing our teeth together and just awkward glances like good morning sir about to head into work together and know that like you tried to get into my pants but not hard enough. 

ALSO. 

ALSOOOOOOOO. FUCK. 

Okay, STRAP IN LMAOO. I felt betrayed because like a third date he asked me if I liked bowling. I said no. absolutely not. I get nervous for some reason being in front of people like that ?? (despite the numerous other things ive done gymnastics, dance, tennis, cheer etc) and he was like oH ITS OKAY IDK WHAT IM DOING EITHER JUST LET ME TAKE YOU OUT. 

So I said okay fine. If you suck, too, then I won’t be as embarrassed. 

We get there and he sets everything up and i should have known when he had HIS OWN FANCY BALL. But like turns out aside from his work as a firefighter he was ALSO A PROFESSIONAL BOWLER??????? 

I went to a great number of his tournaments to cheer him on. But like. I will always remember that first date when he rolled a strike first throw and I was like “Bitch you better guard your balls rn for lying to me, im about to kick them down the lane.” 

I’ve answered the second one! ^^ 

🕊️- 3 habits you have?

OMG STAHP I CANT TAKE IT LOLOL

It’s okay shhh we will keep our love a secret between us hahah.

Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→thank you so muuuuch ILY 

🍼- what is your favorite memory?

Excluding ones from rather recently...I think, before my grandfather and uncle passed, we woke as we usually did at daybreak and went out fishing. All three of us were on the boat and I vividly remember casting my line into the placid waters painted in broad strokes with the soft lilac of morning, not a sound but the croaking of frogs echoing on the water, telling them “One day, I’ll have my own fishing show! The Kristan show! And maybe you guys can be on it, sometimes.” And they both laughed and encouraged me, saying they couldn’t wait to see it. 

🌸- what is your favorite flower? 

baby’s breath (: 

🍯- describe your favorite smell

AAAHHH AN ANGEL APPEARS!!!!! ILY YOU SWEET TALENTED CUTIE PIE YOU!!!

🍦- what scented candle is your favorite?

True Rose by Yankee Candle I am a hoe for rose scents tbh 

🍪- cookie dough or cookies?

Answered this but COOKIE DOUGH like the drama of not even being able to wait to bake the cookie is so on par with my moods when I eat sweets. No one has time for that shit I am sad gimme the goods lolol 

🐰- do you believe in soul mates?

Beebee! I’m so happy to see you back BTW

🎂- if you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

Tons of money, my dream jobs to become a reality all at once, me to be able to rewind time to say goodbye to a few people...

🌧️- favorite thing to do on rainy days?

Write, stare listlessly out the window, dance in the rain, go fishing 

💘- 3 ways to win your heart?

OOOH. 

Be Funny

Be Confident 

Thank you so much, sweet pea!!! <333 

Omgosh such good questions, too! I answered the first two but dang the last one is heavy LOL thank you 

💒- which show would you want to live in?