#sov speaks

mr joeseph biden how will you move the needle on the ao3 tags orgasm delay/denial and chastity

it’s not a big deal because at some point you’ll call me when you’re bored and you’re playing with yourself

i consider my ao3 bookmarks foundational texts to understand the depths of my soul but i think four of them are private. and unfortunately, those private works are the most important texts to understand me

i see a Sports Man and ask Is No One Going To Put Him In Chastity? and then i don’t wait for an answer

“rpf is fine” what if rpf was beautiful. and necessary for a complete human experience

Oh , okay so just because i rented the wrong porno and mayyyybe you didnt ever want a billet brother you dont want to jerk off side by side on the pullout couch anymore just our dicks out no pants off. fine whatever i see how it is i guess i will just lay outside in the Winnipeg Winter . and all my toes will freeze off and my fingers too and then ill never jerk off again how about THAT

one day im gonna write my dear evan hansen rewrite where evan and connor are trapped on a deserted island and they lie and lie and lie to each other about their lives and eventually connor dies and evan gets saved and when he goes back and people ask him about connor he realizes he only has lies to go off of. and connor only knew evan through his lies. so he just makes up more lies . and finally that musical will be Good

birthday 🎈 time to change my biooo