Jul 2, 2020
Mat: Pff, ME? In love with you?
Manny:
Mat: I am yes very.
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Mat: Pff, ME? In love with you?
Manny:
Mat: I am yes very.
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Tim: What if I just play it on my phone real quick?
Ro: We are not playing the imperial march when The Collector gets here.
Tim, annoyed: I think I’d make a good boyfriend!
Matt, also annoyed: You’d make a GREAT boyfriend!
Tim: Yeah? Well I think whoever ends up with you is going to be damn lucky!
Matt: Yeah? Well not as lucky as whoever ends up with you!
Oli: What am I looking at?
Sierra: They’re angry flirting again.
Matt: You seriously need to calm down.
Tim: But how can ice cream be birthday cake if birthday cake can be ANY flavor?
“My life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with bomb ass music playing in the background.”
- Matt Haag
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Sierra: What was the worst decision you have made?
Oli: Insulting Tim in front of Matt.
Tim: We should go see a movie!
Eva: Uh, Lele and I have that, that thing.
Tim: But I haven’t told you the date yet.
Oli: Right! I’m busy too.
Sierra: You and Matt should go see the movie just the two of you without us as a pair alone together.
Oli: Since the rest of us can’t go.
Sierra: Obviously.
Matt’s doppelgänger, pointing at Matt: Shoot him! I’m the real Matt!
Eva, aiming at the doppelgänger: The REAL Matt would never pass up an opportunity to die!