Mar 29, 2024
Sarah: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener?"
Andreja: Should I not have?
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Sarah: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener?"
Andreja: Should I not have?
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Ozpin: *pouring what looks like pipe sludge into his mug* Brothers, who made this coffee?
Ooblek: That would be me. *super dilated pupils*
Ozpin: You always make it so strong!
Glynda: I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!!
Sniff: Snufkin, how can I get back on your good side?
Snufkin: It's gonna take about three weeks of not talking to me.
Silverstream: (gesturing to a graph) As you can see from our fourth quarter sales… (steps aside, revealing the rest of the graph) This chart is actually an enormous dick.
Gallus: Goddamnit, Silv!
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Silverstream: Hey, guys! Check it out, I got a new spoiler for the back of my car.
(Back of the car reads ‘Vader is Luke’s father’)
Gallus: Goddamnit, Silv!!
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Gallus: At the first Thanksgiving, there were, of course, the pilgrims and the Indians and…
Silverstream: (popping up, wearing a Viking helmet) YAR, DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME!!
Gallus: GODDAMNIT, SILV!!!
Webby: On a scale of one to ten how do you guys feel right now?
Huey: I'm a ten on the "I'm going to fucking punch somebody" scale.
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[Preparing for the coming battle.]
Lin: Let’s see if you guys are as good as they say.
Jonathan Carnahan: Prepare to be sorely disappointed.
Isuke: I've come to kill you all. Otoya: Are you the stripper we hired?
My liver was beautiful 30 years ago.
Doctor Macmillan, before shotgunning a bottle of Glenlivet