#source elementary

Dex: It's like 100 degrees in here. Nursey, continuing a yoga routine surrounded by space heaters: It's precisely 95 degrees. Ideal for yoga and tortoises. I thought it best not to overtax the furnace

Chowder: Speaking of data, what did you learn when you went to visit Dex's lover yesterday? Nursey: Not a damn thing. Chowder: Told you you should leave it alone.

Dex, walking into a NYC penthouse mid renovation: Nice place. Making an offer? Nursey: No need. It's already in the family. One of Father's investment properties. Nursey, turning to point out at the panoramic skyline view: I can just imagine him standing here going "Need it, need it, got it, got it, need it."

Nursey: Uh, Dex didn't send me, in case you were wondering. Dex's Ex: He told you we had it out. Nursey: He told me that you were worried that you were going to hurt his career. Dex's Ex: You coming here, it's very sweet, but you're talking about something you don't understand. Nursey: Then please explain it to me. I've worked with Dex for a long time. He stuck his neck out for me and Chowder more times than I can count. If he says he can take the heat for you, he will. I'm surprised you don't know that about him already. Dex's Ex: ... Nursey: Unless there's some other reason you're calling it quits. Dex's Ex: I'd like you to leave now. Nursey: He is one of the best guys that I know. Whatever it is, you should tell him the truth.

Shitty: Look, I didn't go to law school to run a doggy daycare.

Nursey: You'd be surprised at the specificity of insects depending on where you are in this city. You know there's a species of ant which has been found to exist only within a ten-block stretch of the Upper West Side. The ManhattAnt. Dex: ... Nursey: I did not make that up.

[sitting outside in the freezing night, bundled for warmth] Nursey: Fascinating so far. Dex: It is. Nursey: I was being sarcastic. Dex: I'm aware. Nursey: How much longer is this going to take? Dex: Couple more hours should do it.

Mr Nurse: It's uncanny. When I look at you, I see your mother. I hear her voice. Nursey: I am my mother's son.