#soupytalks

I'd like to be pregnant at the least convenient time. Maybe it's a spell to knock me up while I'm grocery shopping and I swell up rapidly with a very active little one in the baking aisle? or maybe an alien egg waits till I'm stuck in traffic to start growing, forcing me to push it out in my backseat? God, I wish I was already growing.

I've been thinking about like a hotel you can stay at, but instead of paying for a room with physical money, you pay by carrying alien life, or some sort of monster. What I wouldn't give to be stretched out on a fancy bed, watching my stomach rapidly expand with aliens, or lounging in the pool feeling a monster paw kick against my belly and distort the water.

Honestly, I'd kill to have a chest full of milk right now, to feed whoever needs it. People always say I have a pretty chest, but could be prettier and fuller.

I'd kill for mutualpreg with a partner rn. Having a pretty girlfriend to rub the belly of when it starts to show, and having her bury her face in my much further along one later that day? Fuck. I need it so bad.

Y'all I'm being so fr rn but I need an alien to be occupying my womb like right now. Preferably something overly active and noisy that I can constantly feel and hear, but I'd even be fine with a heavy and hard egg. Ugh :(

Now would be the perfect time to be pregnant. I'm already stuck in bed anyways, why not add a belly to get me stuck even further? Bonus points if it's rapidly growing, or filled with something non human.

I should be allowed to be heavily and constantly pregnant with whatever I want. That should be a law.