#sounds about right..

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces."

Pick the month you were born in: January - I kissed February - I killed March - I ran naked with April - I raped May - I killed June - I cuddled with July - I had sex with August - I ran shirtless with September - I stabbed October - I ate out November - I slept with December- I smoked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - The kool-aid man 02 - A horse 03 - A pornstar 04 - A toothb...rush 05 - You 06 - A bag of weed 07 - Your boyfriend 08 - Your mom 09 - A emo kid 10 - A homo 11 - Paris Hilton 12 - Bin Laden 13 - A whore 14 - A cat 15 - A pickle 16 - Your girlfriend 17 - A bisexual 18 - A dog 19 - An orange 20 - A crackhead 21 - Your grandad 22 - An easter egg 23 - A prostitute 24 - A condom 25 - A jar of honey 26 - A lesbian 27 - A stripper 28 - A french fry 29 - Your dealer 30 - A homeless guy 31- Your grandma Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how I roll bitch Black - Because I'm sexy Pink - Because I love weed Red - Because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - Because I'm a pimp and your jealous Polka Dots - Because I hate my life Purple - Because I'm gay Gray - Because the lil people told me to Other - Because I have double D's Green - Because I'm beautiful Orange - Because I smoke crack Now tell me wat your sentence is!