#sorta picks

GB-DET (Thanksgiving Fox): Lions

KC-DAL (Thanksgiving CBS): Chiefs

CIN-BAL (Thanksgiving NBC): Ravens

CHI-PHI (Black Friday): Bears (chalk it up to a classic "momentum is God" pick all you want, but it just feels like that kind of matchup at this rate)

JAC-TEN: Jaguars

SF-CLE: 49ers

HOU-IND: Colts

ATL-NYJ: Falcons

LAR-CAR: Rams

NO-MIA: Dolphins

AZ-TB: Buccaneers

MIN-SEA: Seahawks

LV-LAC: Chargers

BUF-PIT: Bills

DEN-WAS (SNF): Broncos

NYG-NE (MNF ESPN): Patriots (and I mean that this Giants team makes the 2007 Giants look like the 2007 Patriots, geez)

DAL-WAS (Christmas Netflix A): Cowboys

DET-MIN (Christmas Netflix B): Lions

DEN-KC (Christmas/TNF): Broncos

HOU-LAC (Saturday Showdown NFLN): Chargers

BAL-GB (Saturday Showdown Peacock): Packers

PIT-CLE: Steelers

SEA-CAR: Seahawks

NO-TEN: Saints

NE-NYJ: Patriots

TB-MIA: Buccaneers

JAC-IND: Jaguars

AZ-CIN: Bengals (I'm too broken to even be salty if this also blows up in my face like the only other time this year I've picked Cincy. If anything, I'm hoping we bottle enough to get some rebuilding going.)

NYG-LV: Giants

PHI-BUF (National Fox): Bills

CHI-SF (SNF): 49ers

LAR-ATL (MNF ESPN): Rams

On the doorstep to immunity (10/14 in already): Packers, Panthers, Steelers, and Texans On the chopping block (14/18 out already): Buccaneers, Colts, Lions, and Ravens (more info on nflplayoffscenarios.com)

LV-DEN (TNF): Broncos

ATL-IND (Berlin, Germany): Colts

JAC-HOU: Jaguars

BUF-MIA: Bills

CLE-NYJ: Browns

NE-TB: Patriots

NO-CAR: Panthers

NYG-CHI: Bears

BAL-MIN: Vikings

AZ-SEA: Seahawks

LAR-SF: Rams

DET-WAS: Lions

PIT-LAC (SNF): Chargers

PHI-GB (MNF): Packers

PHI-NYG (TNF): Eagles

DEN-NYJ (London, U.K.): Broncos

SEA-JAC: Jaguars

LAC-MIA: Chargers

LAR-BAL: Rams

AZ-IND: Colts

DAL-CAR: Cowboys

NE-NO: Patriots

CLE-PIT: Steelers

TEN-LV: Raiders

SF-TB: Buccaneers

CIN-GB: Packers

DET-KC (SNF): Lions

BUF-ATL (MNF ESPN): Bills

CHI-WAS (MNF ABC): Commanders

MIA-BUF (TNF): Bills

ATL-CAR: Falcons

GB-CLE: Packers

HOU-JAC: Texans

CIN-MIN: Vikings

PIT-NE: Steelers

LAR-PHI: Eagles

NYJ-TB: Buccaneers

IND-TEN: Colts

LV-WAS: Commanders

DEN-LAC: Chargers

NO-SEA: Seahawks

DAL-CHI: Cowboys

AZ-SF: 49ers

KC-NYG (SNF): Chiefs (If they somehow blow this one though, then I'm actually sounding the alarms for real lol)

DET-BAL (MNF): Ravens

WAS-GB (TNF): Packers

CLE-BAL: Ravens

JAC-CIN: Jaguars (I'm not ready to get my hopes up yet)

NYG-DAL: Cowboys

CHI-DET: Lions

NE-MIA: Patriots (by default)

SF-NO: 49ers (well, their bench anyway)

BUF-NYJ: Bills

SEA-PIT: Seahawks (I'm gonna regret this one, ain't I?)

LAR-TEN: Rams

CAR-AZ: Cardinals

DEN-IND: Broncos

PHI-KC: Eagles

ATL-MIN (SNF): Vikings

TB-HOU (MNF ABC): Buccaneers

LAC-LV (MNF ESPN): Chargers