#sorry..............

Maybe I'm not searching hard enough but I don't see a lot of people talking about vamps having sex using their shapeshifting abilities. Like,,,, shifting certain parts of their body to bring them and their lover more pleasure. For example, giving themselves a knotted cock of a wolf to stretch their prey lover open and to make sure they stay locked inside of their little toy's warm hole. Another example☝️(since that one was too easy) shifting their tongue of a bat's. Having a vamp eat you out with a long, grooved tongue??? Vampire using the little hairs on their bat tongue to get more of ur taste??? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPL

i find 'ozone baby' unpalatable and i wish it didn't exist

cary grant is in a lot of dramatic roles but he actually plays comedic ones really well, too, but for my money gary cooper and doris day are still my favourites as far as light hearted stuff goes. also see the cereal box that rock hudson just poured that’s a vintage rice krispie box (my gf is slowly drifting away into the open sky)