Starscream: “What… is that? We’re seriously talking to some… disgusting organic… fetus?”
Bumblebee: “Alright. FIRST OF ALL. That’s a child, Starscream. A fetus is like… a baby…”
Bumblebee: “No, it’s just how the humans grow.”
Starscream: “Pffft! That’s rather unfortunate.”
Bee: “Will you quit interrupting me???”
Bee: “Hey there! I’m… Bumblebee. Autobot scout! That’s Starscream… and Hot Ro—… ahem… Rodimus Prime in the back. Optimus is out doing a mission today.”
Rodimus: “Bumblebee, you’re a great scout and I love you as a bro but… What’s a Decepticon doing here?”
Bumblebee: “… I… don’t actually know. Optimus just told us he’ll be joining us…?”
Starscream: “Why can’t I join you? I may have been a Decepticon but I can assure you: I am very useful for all your upcoming missio-”
Bumblebee: “WE JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT WE’RE VERY EXCITED TO MEET MORE HUMANS THAT AREN’T TRYING TO DISSECT US AT EVERY GIVEN MOMENT AND MAKE CHEAP COPIES OFF OF US. And uh. We wanted to know what a “Gravity Falls” is? And what a “Bill Cipher” also is and why does everyone refer as both “Bill Cipher” and “Bayverse Starscream” as doritos?… Mainly the “Bill Cipher” part. Thanks!… Oh and we’re willing to answer any questions about where we come from, who we are… the war…. Yea!”
(Ooc: apologies for the format, i dont really like doing this kinda format but ehhhhh i cant color code it properly due to my phone being kinda strange…)
Greetings! Ignore that I haven't answered asks in a while, I was taking.. a nap.
I'd like to clarify first that I am not a fetus, nor a baby, nor a child. I am sixty-four years old.
Second, I'm against dissection myself- no need to kill the subject before studying it, vivisection is much better. Though I've learned you should normally ask permission before performing such an operation, regardless of complications. Outrageous, I know.
Off-topic. Anyway, it's very nice to meet more sentient mechanical beings! Not that I'm one myself-- but I've been acquainted with several in my day.
To answer your questions; Gravity Falls is the town in which I live, Bill Cipher is an entity currently residing in the Theraprism (a mental hospital for interdimensional criminals) where he should stay and rot, and Doritos are a snack humans eat that comes in the shape of a triangle. We tend to compare Cipher to one due to his triangular shape, I assume it's the same way for Starscream.
As for questions from me, hm. I am not well-versed in your dimension whatsoever, I've only briefly visited, so I'd love to know anything you're willing to describe. Though I do find myself particularly intrigued by your mention of a war, if of course you're comfortable with talking about it.
