Sonic Songs: Out of Context, In Real Life. A Documentary.
1. Kid: "Why do we go to school?"
Teacher: "To learn new things and apply them in life."
That one Sonic fan in the back:
“LIIIIIIIIIVE AND LEAAAAAAAAAARN!!”
[glass shatters, principal enters stage left]
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2. Me: "Yo bro did you grab the chips?"
Friend: “Nah but I got 7 rings in hand.”
Me: “…are they onion flavored?”
Friend: “ALWAYS gotta keep 'em close!”
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3. Q: What song does a Sonic fan pick for Valentine’s Day?
A: Open Your Heart.
Because nothing says romance like chaos energy and power chords.
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Bonus Ideas:
4. Therapist: “And what do we say when we feel like giving up?”
Sonic fan: “It doesn't matter now what happens—!”
Therapist: “No. We say: 'keep trying.' Please sit back down.”
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5. Police: “You were speeding down the highway at 300mph—what do you have to say for yourself?”
Me: "ESCAPE FROM THE CITYYYYY!!"
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6. Girl: “You better not be listening to Crush 40 again.”
Boy: [pops in earbuds]
“CAN YOU FEEL LIFE… MOVIN' THROUGH YOUR MIND—”
