#soniclore

Hello all! Because I’m a nerd and insane, I decided to undertake a project which itself is just preparation for a potential bigger project. I have created a document collecting and sorting all Sonic zones by their island, landmass, or other location, covering every game and other media that could conceivably be considered canon to the main series. But I didn’t just cover the levels, I also covered all the various cutscenes whenever possible. I’ll admit, some corners were cut from time to time, but it’s overall extremely comprehensive.

This is where anyone reading comes in, if you feel like you have any intuition where certain zones go, are in any way well-versed on Sonic lore lol, or otherwise just wanna share your thoughts or critiques on my current placements, I would really appreciate it if you comment on the document and give your two cents on where some locations go or should be placed.

This was all done in potential preparation for a Minecraft map project that I thought would be interesting where I attempt to recreate the locations in sonic games in as close to a 1:1 scale as possible on one map. Obviously this would be huge, and may never happen. In any case, having a comprehensive list of all the zones is cool enough, but if anyone is interested in such a project, let me know and perhaps we could discuss working on it.

Anyways, any feedback is greatly appreciated!

💬 Sonic:

"This is like… The biggest twist in Sonic lore I’ve ever seen. Knuckles, hardcore simp."

💬 Knuckles:

"...SHUT YOUR FACE!!! ...Mommy’s talking..."

💬 Tails:

"Honestly, Knuckles is just one step away from being a Discord mod."

AND I JUST— 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Bro we got Sonic exposing, Knuckles going feral, and Tails dropping the ultimate roast. 📸 Screenshots attached. Do NOT let this get buried.

But WAIT. Should I… make my OWN Sonic AI group chat next??? 👀 Like imagine:

🌪 Sonic drops the most cursed fanfic file known to Mobius

🦔 Shadow goes full drama queen

🛠 Tails starts fact-checking the ships

🥚 Eggman’s just trying to promote his NFT scam

💎 Rouge logs in just to make chaos and log off

🔴 Knuckles tries to mod the chat and loses all control

OR should I just troll ONE character and gaslight them for 10 messages straight? 😈

Lemme know. I’m cooking something very cursed and very real-looking.

I’m doing a chaotic, totally subjective but kinda funny OC ranking!

Does your OC have drip? Lore? Edge? Is it just Sonic but purple? I wanna see it.

Send art, descriptions, backstories, whatever you’ve got—and I’ll rank ‘em with honesty, love, and maybe light roasting.

Top tier gets featured in a future vid or post.

Let’s make this the most fun OC showcase ever!

Tails has been spotted trying to hack the moon for more gravity so Shadow can finally slow down. Meanwhile, Sonic was caught speeding through a Chili Dog drive-thru and yelled, “Keep the change, ya filthy Eggman!”

Knuckles still doesn't know how Wi-Fi works. Please do not attempt to explain it to him.

Rouge has reportedly stolen the entire economy. Again.

Rumor alert!

Tails might be building a mech suit powered entirely by G.U.N. computers and leftover ring energy. Code name? Project “YEETv2.” Sources say it can beat Shadow at Smash Bros. on 1 stock. Confirmed? No. Funny? Absolutely.

Meme of the day:

Tails holding a screwdriver

Caption: “Trust me bro, I watched one YouTube tutorial and now your GameCube’s a spaceship.”

Fan Theory Corner:

Did you know? If you play Tails’ theme backward while standing on one leg, and shout "CHAOS COOKIES," you’ll summon a ghost copy of Metal Sonic… but he just critiques your fashion sense.

Alright, brace yourselves because I’m about to drop a HUGE bombshell. 💥 I was digging through the deepest corners of the internet, as usual, when I stumbled across something that completely blew my mind.

I FOUND A SECRET SONIC GENERATIONS PORT FOR THE WII U. 😱

Yes, you read that right. This is not a drill. There was a secret, never-released port of Sonic Generations for the Wii U, and it got scrapped before anyone could even play it! This port was supposed to be an exclusive release in 2014, with off-TV play, Miiverse support, and some crazy exclusive challenge stages. But for reasons that remain a mystery, it was pulled from shelves and forgotten.

But here’s the kicker: I found it.

Well, kinda.

I was snooping around and found an old, broken web page that had all the details — but here’s the thing, the page is a mess. Some serious corruption happened, and the original content is half-broken. 😩 All the text and images are jumbled, and nothing works like it’s supposed to. But... it’s still alive.

And guess what? The real link to the game is lost forever. This is it — the only piece of the puzzle that survived. What I’ve restored here is all that’s left of that secret Sonic Generations port. There’s no way to get the game now, and it’s basically a collector’s dream that’s sold out forever.

I honestly can’t believe I’m even typing this. 😳 The Wii U version had exclusive content, special stages, and even unique features like off-TV gameplay — it was a gem that nobody ever got their hands on, and now, it's just gone. Forever.

I feel like I’ve just uncovered some kind of gaming artifact, and it’s the only thing left standing between us and history. 🚨

Here's the Broken Web Page I Managed to Restore 👇( restored in neocities bc its html and u dont own it)

Click on the link to see what’s left of the secret Sonic Generations Wii U port. Everything looks corrupted, but it’s still something!

(Note: The actual game is lost, and this page is all that’s left.)

Honestly, I’m still in shock. How was this never shared with the world? WHY did they pull this from shelves? Why has it been buried for so long? I feel like I’ve discovered something the world was meant to forget.

This is a lost piece of Sonic history, and I’m the one who found it. 😤