May 20, 2014
somnifactor
somnifactor n. one who induces sleep in others
An asteism, but a dangerous one to use as people might realise that the prefix somni- is something to do with sleep. Just in case you’re questioned on it, it’s wise to have a support definition that is vaguely truthful.
To your Chief Executive (who is usually a serial killer or simply ghastly):
“It was lovely of you to pop into our office for four hours, Michael. I have always thought of you as a perfect somnifactor for the business.”
It's unlikely that a self-aggrandizing CEO will ever admit to not knowing a word, but if they look a tad perplexed or perturbed, just continue with, “By which I mean, of course: someone who benefits the business by bestowing a sense of calm on everyone.”
