#someonegetmeabucket

there's a new genre pandemic sweeping the nation, y'all. and it sounds a little bit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWk_KNbDHo

yeah that's right, you heard me kids, it sounds a little bit like that. well, if you're a brilliant taxonomist like myself, you'd like to start by categorizing this new breed of acoustic feces.

vocals: Wesley Keith Schultz* backed by 100 (or more) entranced cult followers

percussion: JUST a kick and tambourine

instrumentation: JUST one acoustic guitar... maybe some violins to keep things emotional

what's that? you've already heard these four chords before? in that same order? mumford and sons? that one song by of monsters and men? edward sharp and the magnetic zeros? WOOPS I THOUGHT THE LUMINEERS WERE ONTO SOMETHING HERE...

so we've got some punk who smoked too many cigarettes backed up by his harem of vocalists who are too drunk to do anything but sing so he's forced to minimize his percussion to foot stomping and his instrumentation to one lonely acoustic.

this breed is almost as rare as the breed of people who blog---angrily.