Emet-Selch you unbelievably sentimental romantic son of a bitch. You made her a goddamn motherfucking crystal I canāt i fucking canāt. fuck. how did an Ascian steal my whole entire heart just to break it???????????? FUCK
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Emet-Selch you unbelievably sentimental romantic son of a bitch. You made her a goddamn motherfucking crystal I canāt i fucking canāt. fuck. how did an Ascian steal my whole entire heart just to break it???????????? FUCK

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speaking of which, now that we know precisely what Amaurotine!WoL meant to Emet, Emetās actions at Mt Gulg make even more sense in context than they do after you first meet Hythlodaeus. The anger and disappointment he feels in WoL combined with this clarification and more detail we got on just who they were in the original world truly makes me believe that Emet suspected it was the case and deep down wanted it to be true so badly, and thatās why he was taking their measure. I also think if WoL had been able to contain the Light that Emet would have offered to raise them back into Azemās officeāwe know thatās what those crystals were used for. I think that moment of being startled right before you fight him, when he briefly sees WoL as an Amaurotine, is because Mt Gulg convinced him that WoL was too fractured to ever be Azemāand then he recognizes that they really ARE Azem after all.
Cuz like regardless of if you view it as platonic or romantic, Emet clearly loved Azem. Thereās no other explanation for why he secretly made them a crystal despite it being against the laws of the Convocation to do that for a defector and literally calls them āmy dearest friendā in it and did that insane 4 dimensional chess with the constellation crystals as a contingency, just in case they might need him one day.
Itās also why I donāt believe Yāshtolaās hypothesis that Elidibus was his motivation for a second, but I canāt be mad at her for it because she has no idea of any of this. She could only guess based on the information she had. As a secondary one? I could see it. But Emetās quite literal eternal love for his best friend was the main one. (Which also further cemented my hc that the only masks on his eldritch abomination form that have distinct facesāthe same one, repeatedāare representations of Azem and thus a manifestation of the grief he feels for them)
I know a lot of people have made headcanons about Emet being a Dark Knight if we could have him for Trusts but I think we could go deeper with that
my hc is that he invented the whole Dark Knight concept in the first place
his whole MO during his fight is using the souls of his beloved dead as his weapon, his armor
and heās literally empowered by his survivorās guilt imo. his pain is why heās so fucking strong, on top of being an unsundered Ascian
being tempered ofc, Zodiark twisted all of that given His āprogrammingā (and I explore it some in the post 5.3 fic Iāve been working on)
but imo Azem was the original Flame in the Abyss for him
āNo oneās kissed me like that in a long time.ā Emet-Selch & Gisele
Gisele threw the warm fleece to one side, and rose restless from her bed. There was little for it; no matter how she tried to coax it, sleep would not come. Not after Rakātika, and the revelations found withināboth metaphysical and comparatively mundane. She sighed, crossing the chamber to find the chilled carafe of water precisely where sheād left it upon the table, her favored goblet resting beside it. Perhaps it might cool the heat of her blood, and steady the beating of her racing heart. With a delicate hand, she poured a steady stream into her cup, the clinking of ice against silver hollow to her Viera ears, and moved to gaze out at the night sky studded brightly with a thousand thousand twinkling stars.
She felt his presence then, before she marked him in the periphery of her sharp vision; lurking quietly at her back, bathed in the darkest shadow of the moonlit chamber as always.
And she sighed again.
āOne would think you might find somewhat more of interest than gazing upon my slumber, Emet-Selch,ā Gisele murmured.
His answering snicker was soft, and only faintly mocking, quietly echoing against the smooth brick walls of her chamber. āIt rather says something about the diversionary value of your companions, does it not?ā he asked.
so I finally got to Shadowbringers, and that means I got the first cutscenes with Solus so I get to actually experience him instead of just seeing pics/gifs. And he is delightful. I just wanna see him insult Varis for hours.
welcome to the league of emet fuckers my friend

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just saw someone say thatĀ Emet's dead and he's still the sassiest dude in the room, in someone elseās boss fight, and honestly that is why i love him so much distilled to its very essence in one hilariously apt sentence
Gāraha Tia: I loved her so much I went back in time to save her life!
Emet-Selch: Oh, do hush your prattling and hold my beer.
if yoshi-p didnāt want me to be an emet fucker he shouldnāt have signed off on him being a weird old immortal with sleepy bitch disease and a magical underwater new york with a romantic ass theme song