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I don't DO romantic or sexual pick up lines, I do Adoption Lines. Fuckin' Child "PICKUP" lines. Ahaa.... Like fuckin' "You ever had a father that buys you all the fuckin' PokΓ©mon cards? Well you do now." And they get all confused and shit and stumble and I fuckin' pick em up by the head with my giant masculine dad hands and throw them in the back of my truck filled with those fucking jumbo giant lollipops and Beyblades. Fuck yeah, oh yeah. I be fuckin' awesome.
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I love having music mumbling autism. I be hanging out with friends and it will be completely silent and ill just mumble the last song I listened to or AM listening to while in a VC; and it will just be "pull the tapeworm out of your ass... pull the tapeworm out of your ass.... a tape worm tells me what to do AAAAAAAAAAHHGHH a tapeworm tells me what to do AUUUUUUUUUGHHH" just out of nowhere, and then quiet humming. It's always the songs with the weird ass lyrics too. Why cant it be like Lana Delaware or whatever her name is and not fucking Needles by System of a Down or fucking, I Got Bitches by A2M. Why must I be too fucking bitchful and whimsical dude. Alright this aint spitting facts anymore this is just a sad un-masculine autistic freestyle. Shitworms.
People be making serious music too much, like come on. Make music about your REAL dreams, stop making music about how much you want to kiss a girl; make music about how much you want that good cowboy dick. Make music about your bitches lovin' your strange ears, make music about strange slugs you find on the road. Make your dreams come true. We need to bring back fun music. You know that song about this guys enormous penis or whatever it was? We need that shit. We need music about how rocks taste, about how beautiful fish look. REAL MUSIC GUYS, BRING BACK REAL MUSIC. This is why Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) by Scatman John is such artistic beauty. Fuckin' Because I got High by Afro man??? Shits perfect. ALL SONGS BY YOUR FAVOURITE MARTIAN!!! NIEL CICERIGA!???? Perfect, GENIUS even. This is why people love musicals so much, cause of the way they sneak in humor in the music! It's great! Like that's why people love Mean Girls or Beetlejuice (both perfect musicals by the way). ICP is great too, perfect rep of songs that sound serious but is just talking about random shit. I want a song that sounds like Justin Timberlake but is just talking about the different species of frogs or weird looking cats or something. Bring back the true things humans need and love. I don't need women or men to quench my need of living, I need slugs. I need the colors of aquarium gravel. This is what I need.
I dont think anyone will understand the absolute terror that is changing your name on your public facebook as a trans person
literally fucking horrifying. My facebook is full of only friends and family and family of family and friends of friends, none of them know im trans other then my mom and dad and a select few of real life friends. I am so scared of how anyone will react seeing my pronouns and name changed. Straight up the most terrifying experience of my life, especially cause I KNOW some of those people gotta be transphobic.
whats worse is that I havent came out to anyone but my parents and a select few; but its not like im going to make a facebook announcment to my entire family tree and friends that im a trans man.
