soljake is like a heist movie and sollux is obviously the hacked into the mainframe and jake is the comedic relief stuntman whos gonna do the main thing to actually get into the building and he hypes himself up a lot and talks about how much experience he has and acts kind of dense and then the day of the heist happens and everyone else is in position and sollux gives jake the go ahead and then jakes smile fades and he starts crying and sollux is the only one in the van andhes like "??? dude what are you doiing get iin there everythiing2 ready" and then jake tearfully admits that actually he has no experience he just gets bullied a lot and wanted to be a part of something and now hes going to ruin everything anf sollux says something blunt like "your value ii2nt iin your achiievement2 dumba22. except riight now thii2 ii2 kiind of a problem" and then awkwardly pats him on the back and is like "fiine ii have an iidea" and then it cuts to the nezt scene where jakes wearing a dress and distracting people at the party and aradias geared up going to the lasers
