b ucky + steve for the meme thingy c:
accepting || Send a ship and I'll tell you who...
Gives nose/forehead kisses: I feel like Bucky would; and then he’d most likely ruin the moment again by making fun of it and teasing Steve.
Gets jealous the most: Steve. He doesn’t show it (or at least he thinks he doesn’t), but he REALLY does not like the way the women are ogling Bucky everytime they see him. [He does not realize that they ogle him the very same way] And even though he knows that Bucky is ‘dedicated to the case’, there is a part of him that does not want to think just W H Y exactly he gets so damn jealous.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Bucky. Due to Steve’s investigations with the women at the small town, and due to sweet cocktails that taste like sugar rather than alcohol, he might miss his ‘tolerance level’ and end up dancing on tables and telling everyone just how much he loves Bucky. (Upon hearing that it is NORMAL to love your husband, his answer is: No. No, you don’t get it. I love him. And then he laughs. He probably snoozes off the instant Bucky picks him up and demands a kiss because ‘We are married bucky! Good night kiss!’ and regret being alive the very next day)
Takes care of on sick days: Both. I can’t see either of them not turning into a helicopter-partner when the other one gets sick.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Bucky! Steve is more than content just sitting on their towel and watching Bucky swim.
Gives unprompted massages: Steve, probably. Mostly because it’s impossible for him to keep his hands off Bucky, and Bucky does look stiff more oftne than not.
Drives/rides shotgun: They switch.
Brings the other lunch at work: Both, for the sake of pretending to be happily wed husbands; they both show up at each other’s workspace.
Has the better parental relationship: Steve certainly has a better relationship with his handler than Bucky.
Tries to start role-playing in bed: lol, their whole life is a ‘role-playing’.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: This goes right back to the ‘picking up drunk’ question; though Steve would probably never touch alcohol again after that, so Bucky will hopefully never witness said drunk dancing.
Still cries watching Titanic: THERE IS NO TIME FOR TITANIC
Firmly believes in couples costumes: Both, even though they both pretend to hate it.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Steve, but he ensures Bucky that he did, in fact, get it on sale so, sh.
Makes the other eat breakfast: Steve; because just like brushing your teeth AFTER eating a meal, breakfast is important, Bucky.
Remembers anniversaries: Both.
Brings up having kids: Trish, the nice lady with a fake butt.