Ate a completely normal amount of pizza with my roommate and I meanā¦. There was only one slice left so someoneās got to eat it.
Then that leftover cheesecake was about to go badā¦ā¦
And you canāt have dessert with a nice glass of milk, so what if about half the glass was heavy cream?
I donāt think I could take move if I wanted to but I gotta play it cool.















