#sohostarter

“Mothers who come into work with snotty little children need to learn to use a tissue on their kids. Seriously had to add 12 garments into the sale bin today with ‘stains’ from the snot. I need a massage, or a drink. Or both.”

One thing has lead to another and i’m 99% sure i’m going to buy a hot tub. I feel like it’s a needed investment that will contribute a lot to my future happiness.

My hangover is killing me ... I can see the light, it’s the end. Any noise is too much noise.

Tem algo que você quer ou você vai só ficar aí e me encarar como um idiota a noite toda?

Eu estva tentando fazer a coisa certa, mas acabou ficando mal de qualquer jeito. Sou uma pessoa horrível.

If I get asked where the damn 50 Shades of Grey books are located again I’m going to lose my mind.

I slept in today and I didn't even notice because Valentine's day was crazy. I swear I felt literally dead when I got home. And now I'm just really craving pancakes with scrambled eggs and sausage, but too lazy to get out of bed.

Hey, never…. Ever. Send ugly selfies to your brother. He’ll upload them to twitter and his super hot friends will favorite it and you’ll live in shame for the rest of your life.