I promised I'd give some ZZZ asks, and so I shall deliver.
Gonna start off with just one character, but I'll try to make the ask a bit unique:
I'd like to request for Tsukishiro Yanagi with a scientist S/O who's basically the ZZZ version of Bill Nye the Science Guy (don't worry, the S/O can be gender-neutral). They have a reasonably popular and critically-acclaimed TV show on a PBS-like network in New Eridu that teaches children/teenagers and their parents about science in a fun and exciting way.
Idk, I just thought that Yanagi and her S/O being recognized on the street for different reasons would've been funny, I guess đ¤ˇââď¸ Anyways, hope I submitted this correctly lmao
Iâve Got a Theory (That Itâs You and Me)
Summary: Tsukishiro Yanagi, Deputy Chief of Section 6 and an ex-elite soldier, takes a rare break from her duties to run errands with her quirky scientist partnerâNew Eriduâs beloved âScience Person,â known for their hit educational show. Chaos ensues when fans recognize them both⌠for very different reasons. As crowds gather, autographs fly, and catchphrases echo through the streets, Yanagi begins to wonder how she ended up dating the living embodiment of a lab explosion. Somehow, it works.
Tags: Yanagi x Reader, Fluff, Humor, Established Relationship, Slice of Life, Power Couple, Public Recognition, Opposites Attract, Soft!Yanagi.
Warnings: Mild language, Light romantic teasing, Public embarrassment (funny, not serious), Mention of Hollow-related violence (non-graphic).
It was supposed to be a simple errand. A walk down Central Market to pick up some new energy cores for Section 6's aging surveillance drones. Just a quiet afternoon with you and Yanagi, enjoying a rare moment of peace.
Well. As peaceful as New Eridu ever got.
Yanagi, ever the picture of composed authority, walked beside you in her crisp uniformâsash fluttering slightly with each precise step, her expression locked in that eternally unreadable âIâm not annoyed, but I will be if you test meâ stare. You, on the other hand, wore your signature lab coatâhalf-buttoned, accessorized with a bowtie patterned with miniature molecules, and a shirt featuring a cartoon plasma cannon saying âI ionly have eyes for you!â
Subtlety wasnât your strong suit.
âSo,â you said, adjusting your oversized safety goggles (purely aesthetic today), âare you sure you donât want to come on the next episode? Weâre doing an explosive segment on Hollow-reactive compounds and how not to blow your eyebrows off.â
Yanagi side-eyed you. âDo I look like someone who should be within ten meters of children and a volatile chemical compound at the same time?â
You grinned. âYou look like someone who doesnât want kids blowing themselves up.â
Her lips twitched. Almost a smile.
Then it happened.
âOH MY GOD, ITâS YANAGI-SAN! DEPUTY CHIEF TSUKISHIRO!â
You both turned. A pair of teens, clutching autographed tactical manuals and wearing matching âI <3 SECTION 6â pins, had spotted her. One was practically vibrating with excitement.
âCan we get a photo? My brother said you outdueled an Echo-infused Hollow with just one arm and a surveillance drone!â
You stepped aside politely as Yanagi sighedâbut still took the photo with military precision and a flicker of grace that said sheâd done this before. You recognized the slight dip of her shouldersâembarrassed, but used to it.
Then came your moment.
âWait⌠OH! OH MY STARSâITâS YOU! SCIENCE GUY! THE SCIENCE GUY!â
âActually, I prefer Science Person these days,â you said cheerfully, adjusting your goggles again as the fans closed in. âBut yes! Thatâs me. Did you catch last weekâs episode on how Hollow echoes can be used to power dance floors? We had to rebuild the studio afterward.â
Yanagi blinked. Slowly. âThat explains the hazard warning I received in my inbox.â
Within moments, the crowd had turned into a split formationâhalf surrounding Yanagi in adoration, the other half begging you to say your catchphrase: âREMEMBER, SCIENCE IS JUST MAGIC WITH MATH!â
You obliged. There were squeals.
Eventually, you and Yanagi escaped into a quieter alleyway, walking side by side again, the noise of the market dimming behind you.
âDo people always react like that to you?â she asked, sipping a warm drink sheâd managed to acquire in the chaos.
âOnly when Iâm wearing the coat. Or when they remember the jingle. Or the slime explosion episode. Or the one where I rode a magnetically levitated scooter through a Hollow storm to test Faraday cages. You?â
âI generally try to avoid being recognized. Section 6 has... enough problems without a celebrity Deputy Chief.â
You smirked. âHey. Between the two of us, I think youâre the cooler one.â
Yanagi gave you that look again. âI literally manage a squad of Hollow hunters and coordinate multi-city intel sweeps.â
âExactly! I just talk about evaporation through interpretive dance.â
She actually laughed then. Just a small oneâbarely a puff of breathâbut it was there. Real. Sincere. You treasured it like a rare data sample.
âYou know,â she said after a beat, âI sometimes wonder if I live in a completely different world than yours.â
You nudged her arm playfully. âTwo different worlds, one power couple. Kind of romantic, huh?â
Her cheeks tinted slightly. Youâd learned to spot that blush under her composed mask. âMore like high-risk cross-contamination.â
You grinned, dramatic. âThatâs the most romantic thing youâve ever said to me.â
She rolled her eyes, but her smile lingered this time.
The two of you walked on, blending into the bustle of New Eriduâscience and steel, war and wonder, logic and leadershipâside by side.
And for once, neither of you was running toward an explosion.
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