Amber: What happened?

James: (looking a mess) Nobody died!

Amber: James, what kind of answer is that?

. . .

Amber: Cedric, you're smiling. Did something happen?

Cedric: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Sofia: Grimtrix tripped and fell in the courtyard.

. . .

(Imagine them in modern day)

Sofia: Ok, you will never guess what happened.

Orion: What?

Sofia: So Crysta and I were crossing the street and someone honked at us.

Orion: And what did Crysta do?

Sofia: She chased the guy to the next stoplight, reached though his window and-

Crysta: (leaning on Sofia's shoulder) Who wants a steering wheel?!

. . .

Elena: Did you eat dinner?

Esteban: Of course I did, I had a salad.

Esteban: A fruit salad actually.

Esteban: It was mostly grapes.

Esteban: Ok, all grapes.

Elena: (glares)

Esteban: Eh, fermented grapes.

Esteban:

Esteban: I had wine for dinner.

. . .

Naomi: Are you mad?

Gabe: No

Naomi: So sharpening your sword at 3am is a hobby?

. . .

Elena: We just got a letter, we just got a letter. We just got a letter, wonder who it's from.

Letter: Carla is flirting with Mateo. Thought this was the best way to tell you -Gabe

Elena: