I'm laying half way under an exhibit working on heavy machinery and talking to it. "Ok, I'll say goodmorning and goodbye everyday. I'll even be the only one to mess with ya."
Clark stands at my feet looking perplexed just listening. Using his x-ray vision he sees that im elbow deep in gears and my brand new shirt yellow is just covered in grease.
"I'll even let you stay on 24/7. Feed you cookies. But please for the love of Superman stop squeaking."
Clark stifles his chuckle and kicks my foot, "The love of Superman, huh?"
Startled I quickly crawl out from under the time machine, "Hey don't you know..... Oh Clark. Yeah time machines are pains. Very noisy and very temperamental."
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She sits with her head on her desk, arms hanging down and hair askew over the dark mahogany wood. Breathing deeply, eyes shut, and feet firmly planted on the floor.
"Is it nap time?" Clark walks into the room and stands in front of the curators desk.
"Don't. Don't patronize me. Don't say i told you so. None of that All American boy pep talk." She lifts a hand and points in the direction of Clark's voice.
"You know I wasn't an 'All American' when I was in school. I couldn't really play sports thanks to the cape."
She lifts up her head looks Clark in the eyes and sighs deeply, "Look, I didn't ask to be part of the shenanigans or ask for you to write an article about the museum. I just wanted to put us on the map."
Request: No. But @alfred-the-cat-writes and I were talking and this came out of it.
A/N: This may be short. Every wonder how Dick does his hair?
  You and your friend Violet were having your weekly brunches at her favorite diner here in Bludhaven. The two of you talked about everything. From boys to superpowers, to foods that should be banned to how proper sword fighting should be.
   So today was unlike any other day. Violet and you sat down in the corner booth the two of you always sat at. You ordered tea and a raspberry scone while Violet ordered a green tea and a blueberry muffin. Your conversation started with Violet asking you about what it was like to be married to Richard Grayson.
  "It's nothing different than when he and I were dating. Well other than now I have every brand and flavor of cereal available. Nothing is different."
  As you say that the door to the diner opens up and in walks Dick and a couple of officers he works with. They sit all the way across the room from you and Violet. You had your back to the door so Violet tells you Dick is here.
 "How does he get his hair that way Lydia? I need to know, it drives me insane."
  "I have no idea, Vi. He either does his hair before I wake up or after I've gotten ready. I've never really seen him do his hair." You say as you take a sip of tea. "I have a theory that he hangs upside down and he does his hair that way."
  "Oh, that makes sense because his father is a bat."
  You almost laugh at Violet's comment, "Ha, well he is from a circus. He could be doing backflips and acrobatics while he does his hair." You take a quick look over your shoulder and smile.
  "Maybe he uses 20 cans of hairspray and lot's of mouse. And then he goes and hangs upside down." Violet narrows her eyes at you, "Or he is secretly magical."
   You giggle and take a bite of your food, "Ha, Vi, If he was magic I would know. What if he had Zatanna give him magic hair spray though?" You point your fork at her while asking her this question.
  "Yes! That's why it's so perfect."
 "It has to be. That or I just need to sit there and watch him do his hair." You smirk.
  "Yes, watch him as he does his and see if he pulls out a magical can of hair spray." Violet says as she eats some of her muffin.
  "You know, I could just walk over there and ask him. I don't think he has noticed us yet." You say with another quick glance at Dick.
  "Okay, that is no fun. And Lame." She says with a huff.
  "Yeah, you're right. Oh, Wait." You take a deep breath and smile, "What if he uses the magical hairspray while he does backflips?"
      Violet's eyes widen, "Oooo, yes! And what if it's sparkly. Like glitter. So when he does his backflips, glitter goes everywhere!" You hold back a snort and try not to giggle at that.
    "Yeah, but I would notice the glitter. Unless it evaporates." you says as you raise an eyebrow.
   Violet lets out a soft giggle, "Yes, the glitter evaporates. Right after he does some glitter angles and summersault." You start to shake your head at her with a grin.
  "O my gosh, I bet he has a side job as a model, Violet." You say with wide eyes, "And he does it behind my back. All the photo's are of him going these glitter back flips." You and Violet giggle louder this time alerting Dick to your presence.
  Dick gets up from the table of his fellow officers and makes his way to your table. He sees a big smile on your face along with a smile on Violet's face. Just seeing you smile makes him have a goofy grin. He stands at the end of the table you were siting at, "Hello ladies, what are you to up to?"
  You turn your head to look at Dick and you and violet just bust out laughing. The two of you stand up. Violets goes to pay out and you give Dick a kiss on his cheek. "I'll tell you later love." You give him a wink and then you leave.
Request: Yes, by @colormemeow, she gave me the Idea for both Dick and Lydia.
A/N: Hold on tight for a wild ride kiddies. ;)
  John Constantine had asked you and Dick for some help. That's why the two of you were at his place watching him do his magic until something went wrong. Next thing you know there is a blinding light and Dick pulls you into an embrace with the light behind him. A loud crack happens then every thing goes dark.
    Next thing you know Dick isn't in front of you protecting you anymore. You don't feel his arms around your back anymore. You feel tiny arms wrapped around your and a small head pressed against your hip. "Dick?" Your eyes widen as you say his name in a question. The child that is holding you looks up at you with big eyes.
   You shoot a glare at Constantine and bend down to Dicks height. "Fix him now John. My husband can't be a 7-8 year old." You look Dick in the eyes and sigh. Dick gives you a smile and puts his small hand to your face. "How long will he be this way John?" You sigh again as you ask. You stand up taking Dick's hand in yours.
   John looks at you and then looks at Dick. "The magic will wear off in a week love. But don't be to touchy feely with the child." John says as he walks to the door and opens it. You look down at Dick and he just nods and leads the way to the door.
****
  You and Dick walk into your house. Dick lets go of your hand and takes off. He's doing flips and jumping off things. You are still standing in the door. "Really babe? You're gonna get hurt." You call out to him as you walk into the kitchen.
  "Am not. I have soooo much energy. And besides Lydia this will be practice for the future." Dick's child voice makes you laugh so much, but he gives you a batglare. "Your thinking I look cute. Stop it and get ready for patrol tonight." He points his child sized finger at you and that's when you completely lose it.
   "Patrol? Ha, as Nightwing? No, I'm not resizing your outfit. Let's get an outfit that already fits you love." You say as you walk to your bedroom to change into your Cat outfit. Dick follows you and just sit's on the bed until he gets board and then he starts doing backflips on the bed.
****
  You check to see if anyone is in the Batcave before you and Dick enter. He runs up to his old Robin uniform with wide eyes. "Yes, I get to be Robin again." You hear him say as he takes his uniform and runs to get changed. All you can do is shake your head. If you and Dick ever do have kids, you pray they aren't as hyper as Dick.
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A/N: Wild ride With Dick is over. Now come's Lydia's crazy ride. I'm gonna make this long. Too many cute idea's for the princess.Â
     Dick is flipping out. You were perfectly fine until Zatanna played with magic. Now he is looking at you and your the age of 9. You look like you did when you were kidnapped. Zatanna tries to perform more magic and fix this but nothing happened. She looks at Bruce and then to Dick, "The best I could do is make it wear off. Might be a couple of days might be a week." She smiles and says she is sorry before she leaves.
   "At least you can give her some of her childhood while she is like this." Bruce says with a smirk when you crawl up into his lap. "I might help. I missed out on so much time with her to. You might want to show her to Clark." That's when you shoot Bruce a very angry look.
   "Do not involve my father in this Uncle Bruce. You, Dick, and Uncle Alfred will be all that knows other than Zatanna." You look at both men and give a sigh. "It's bad enough I'm back at the age I was taken. I don't need Clark trying to make up for lost time." You get off Bruce's lap and start to hover around the room.
   "Bruce we can't stay in Bludhaven, we can't go to the house in Metropolis either. And I don't want her taken again. Can we stay here in Gotham at the Manor?" Dick asks Bruce while watching you hover around the room nervously. Bruce nods his head, and just as fast Dick grab's your hand and takes you to Wayne Manor.
****
    You get to the Manor and plop your 9 year old butt on the couch. You start looking over all the books Bruce has then you decide that isn't what you wanna do. You've been hearing Dick say that they have slowly been introducing Disney movies to Damian. But you haven't seen Disney movies either. That's what you want to do, you want to watch Disney movies.
      That's where Dick finds you in the movie room, with movies scattered across the floor. You are lining the movies up in the order you want to see them when Dick scares you and you fly up to the ceiling in a panic. "Ohmygosh! Babe I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you. It's ok please come down." You stare at Dick but you slowly go invisible as you come down from the ceiling.
    You hear Dick start to panic more and he quickly closes the door that way he doesn't lose you. At the sound of the door slamming shut you fly back up to the ceiling and hit your head. Dick sees you and he runs and catches you. "You ok?" He asks looking at you. You snuggle into his hold and just nod your head.
  "Beauty and the Beast first." It's all you say as you point to the movies. Dick just smiles and sets you on the beanbag beside where he was standing. He puts the movie on and sits next to you again. You smile as the music starts and you sit up with excitement.
    As the movie continues Dick stands up and offers you his hand, "Will my princess dance with me?" He asks making you blush. You take his hand and the two of you start dancing to 'Tale as Old as TIme'. Little did the both of you know that Bruce and Alfred was watching. Alfred was even recording the two of you dancing.
   Bruce makes his way to Dick and taps him on the shoulder, "Can I take over?" Bruce asks and you nod, Dick steps out of the way and Bruce picks you up to dance with him. You are able to look into Bruce's eyes, you think you see a tear at the side of one of his eyes but you don't know.
****
  Dick walks up to Alfred, "Did you record it?" Alfred nods his head. "Can you send that to me, and would you send it to Clark also?" Before Alfred responds Dick is already back by your side dancing with you again.
   "I'm ready for grandchildren from those two." Alfred says as he leaves the room.
A/N: 1 more part till this is over. UNCLE BRUCE IS SO CUTE. Lydia needs more Uncle Bruce moments.
A/N: Little Lydia is adorable. This tale is coming to a close. It’s gonna be long to fit everything in.
     Every day for the past week you thought you would give Dick a taste of his own medicine. So when you woke up you made sure he was awake. You would jump on the bed, poke him, throw pillows at him, you made him breakfast at 4 in the morning one day. So today you made him scrambled eggs but you forced him to eat them downstairs in the kitchen at 4 in the morning.
  “See I made edd’s.” You blush then quickly say, “Eggs, I made you eggs.” And there was your lisp, where your g’s turned to d’s. Dick raised an eye brow at you and chuckled. As far as you know he has never caught you pronouncing things with g’s real fast until just now.
    “I didn’t know you had a lisp when you were younger.” Dick says eating the food you made for him. You blush even more. There are things you didn’t want Dick to know about you.
   “Younger? Ha, I still have it as an adult. I’m just more aware of how I pronounce things.” You give Dick a glare and then hover to look him in the eye. “You taught me how to ride a bike yesterday. I want to bake cookies today.”
    “Okay.” That’s all Dick says as he finishes eating and gives you a smile.
    “Uncle Alfred will be ok with you making cookies?” You ask with a raised eyebrow. You have heard the stories from when Dick was younger and tried to make Bruce cookies. Alfred said the Kitchen was a war zone.
   “I’ll have you and I’ll promise Alfred I’ll be cleaning up afterwards.” Dick smiles and gives you a kiss an your forehead and walks off to find Alfred. You just hover there in the kitchen giggling.
****
   Alfred was curios to all the noise coming out of the kitchen. You and Dick were giggling and there were yells of “I can’t believe you just did that,” and “Come here I’m going to get you for that.” The yelling is what had Alfred worried. He walks into the kitchen to see a giant mess of flour all over the kitchen. It’s on the ceiling, the floor, it’s covering you and Dick.
  “Honestly Master Dick, I don’t know how the two of you made such a mess.” Alfred just shacks his head. “I am not going to clean this up.” And with that he leaves you and Dick in the kitchen. Dick looks down and you and you just start giggling. Looks like you are now banned from Alfred’s kitchen as well.
****
   Your sitting on the chandelier reading when Bruce walks in. “Don’t break that, it’s antique.” Is all Bruce says. He doesn’t even look up at you.
  “How did you know I was up here Uncle Bruce?”
   “You used to hide up there when you wanted to get away from everyone.” Bruce replies sitting on the couch under you. “Come sit with me Lid.”
   You fly down from the chandelier and sit with Bruce. You start to read to him and he just sits and listens to you. You missed so much growing up with the League of Assassins that sitting here reading to Bruce makes you cry.
   “I know the past week hasn’t been easy, but at least you have some memories to replace those the Assassin’s gave you.” Bruce smiles as he ruffles your hair. You wipe your face and smile back.
   “Thanks Uncle Bruce. For everything.” With that you go upstairs and take a nap. Only to find when you wake up your an adult again. “Maybe Dick and I are ready for children.” You tell yourself as you take a shower.
****
  It’s been two weeks since Dick and you had been turned into children. You haven’t felt well lately so you decided to go see what’s wrong with you. The news leaves you wide eyed and it makes you laugh. You go home to tell Dick.
    He’s at his laptop working on a case when you drop a small square image in front of him. “I think the magic was telling us something.” You say as he looks at the image and then back at you.
    “We aren’t… No way… Your… I’m.” He takes a breath before he continues. “We’re gonna be parents?!” He says with a giant smile. You just nod your head as he jumps across the coffee table and gives you a big bear hug.
A/N: With that this mini series is done! Feel free to request something you want Lydia and Dick to experience.
A/N: I LOVE TEA. So I had to write a story about Lydia being a tea nerd and DIck not understanding. I included the link to the website for this tea. I LOVE IT. Any ways enjoy this short one.
     "Lids, don't you think you have enough tea?" Dick asks you as you look at the new mixture of tea leaves you had just bought.
     "There is no such thing as to much tea babe." You tell him as you take a whiff of the aroma the leaves give off.
    This mixture is the newest in the Star Wars tea line. The company puts out a new tea flavor based on the Star Wars franchise every month. And you always made sure you bought the new flavor the day they released it to the public. The new tea was named after R2-D2.
   "What's even in the tea?" Dick ask eyeing you curiously as the two of you walk back to the apartment.
   "It's a mixture of different types of tea. But mostly Artoo is a white blueberry tea, vanilla green tea, with rose hips and blueberries." You are excited just imagining the taste of the blueberries and rose hips mixing together to make this wonderful taste.
    Dick just smiles, "How about we hurry back to the apartment, you make us both a cup of Artoo and we watch the new Star Wars movie?"
  You basically start running to the apartment. You look over your shoulder and see Dick is right behind you. You can't wait to snuggle up on the couch with a hot cup of tea and watch Star Wars.
