Sockpile
(moved from here)
[Corrupted Stared at the Sock Known as ButtonEyed Joe. He didn’t like This Sock Monster. Not at All. Xeno Decided to Back off into the Darkness and Watch from Afar for Fun, Placing Bets on Who’d Win in a Fight Between the Two.]
*That My Sock Pile First off. Second, I have a Problem as Well, if You Don’t Mind…
*It’s Called You Need to get Your Butt Face Out of my Sock Pile.
*What do You Want, Anyways? Make it Fast.
“I know it’s been a long long LONG time since we went running together, but I wouldn’t think you’d have forgotten me! My goodness! From the looks of you, we probably should again sometime soon. Very very soon. Now, of course this is my sock pile. I am a sock. This is a pile of socks and it is the pile I and all these other socks are in. Is this a weird plant looking tv thing pile? No. You’ll have to ask that other guy over there or the little yellow flower that sometimes visits if you want to make one of those. Now! About my problem! You see, my sister and I use to spend all our time together, but somehow the last time you did wash you took her away. Where is she Corrupt? What have you done with my sister? Corrupt I need my sister!”
