#sochalant

Anything with my darling (Haley) or my darlings (the twins. BONUS if it’s baby twins)!

send me a 🌹 for a snippet of a finished ajf chapter! let me know what you wanna see!

some haley for you!!!

working title: hard stop timeline: march 2008

“Well, hello, you. Let me guess—Aaron can’t see Jack tonight?” 

“Hey, Haley,” you say brightly, and step a little to the side. “I promise I’m not calling to tell you we have a case. We’re just—well, uh, your almost-ex-husband and I are trapped in an elevator.”

There’s a pause on the other end, then a laugh. “That’s the worst excuse you two have come up with so far.”

You grin and glance at Hotch. He raises a brow, arms crossed. “No really,” you say. “We’re literally stuck. Mid-floor. Somewhere between civilization and the seocnd-floor coffee machine.”

There’s another chuckle, then, “Uh huh. Send proof.”

You aim your phone at Hotch—who does not look thrilled—and snap a photo. It’s grainy, dimly lit, and extremely unfortunate, which makes it perfect. 

“I’ll send it when we hang up.” 

“Alright,” she says lightly, “If you’re rescued before seven, he’ll make it before Jack goes down.” 

“You got it.” 

“Mhm.” You can hear her smile. “Good luck. Try not to eat each other. He doesn’t taste very good.” 

((S)CREAMINGGGGG OVER THAT UPDATE OMGGG)

YESSSS my GUILTY catholic baby i love him. self-flagellating king!!

very cold on the guess, but here's what lives at the 12k mark!

how long is waldosia after revision? winner gets the docs link! (you can guess more than once i'm not a cop)

we will!! I’m planning a couple more extra little moments around the holidays once I finish everything I’ve promised you all so far, but we line up with a lot of timeline for posting after Aaron’s birthday on 11/2!!

…if I got you some chicken nuggets, would you /stop/ spamming everyone with pictures?

[TXT] and would like to have a movie night?