kaz & matthias

- they cant stand each other, lots of glaring

- but they appreciate each others punctuality and tidiness

- at some point the fighting becomes more habit than hate

- they do not invite people over, they have a strict cleaning and cooking schedule

inej & jesper

- lots of gossiping, both love to host smallish gatherings, theyre just best friending all over the place

- jes is not organised at all but inej doesnt really mind doing more of the cleaning when he does most of the cooking (inej loves to bake though)

- jes tends to come home very very late but inej gets up very early so they like to do a cup of tea together around 5:30

nina & wylan

- they took a while to warm up to each other (read nina talking to wylan all the time and wylan thinking i cannot let anyone know me or theyll hate me) but once they figured it out they click really well

- shared love of music/dancing (no nina isnt good at it, yes she loves it (wylan is the worse dancer)), their neighbours hate them

- they like going out together and always make sure both of them make it back safely

of course! i’m assuming you mean headcanons here, but if you want fic snippets I can do those too :)

- in my heart, modern AU jesper’s style is very playful with gender; skirts, blouses, all sorts of jewelry, and of course he LOVES glitter, sequins, and loud patterns. I like to think he wears a lot of colorful/glittery makeup as well.

- this has come up in a few of my fics, but I firmly believe that he throws his head back when he laughs (just like jordie did….)

- he is surprisingly great at random little games (ie tic tac toe, those peg-jumping boards they have at cracker barrel, etc) and would kill at those block-matching mobile games if they existed in the grishaverse

- gives me citrus vibes. I don’t know why. but I feel like he loves a good citrus

- cries the easiest out of all the crows. he’s surprisingly sentimental and easily moved to tear up by beautiful art or touching moments.

- LOOOOOVES to play with wylan’s hair and pull on the curls and watch them spring back. it’s a mindless fidget, but he could do it for hours.

Realized that this has a lot more Jesper than I intended. LOL

Kuwei with the crows:

Art credits: @bxhnsi on Twitter

SOC HEADCANONS PART 4!!!! (Kinda Kaz and Jordie centric because I have A Vision™ and you need to be with me on this one ok?)

Jordie and Kaz were raised in the countryside (at the cows tail as we say in my Land™) and then moved to the city. It was an entire thing because Kaz didn't want to move, mostly because he lost all his school friends.

Inej, Jesper and Wylan are almost always at the Rietveld's house because they like Jordie's cooking.

On the same note, Kaz and Wylan are banned from the kitchen as they are both a disaster waiting to happen. Especially if they're together. *Queue an explosion the size of Cernobyl from the kitchen*

Matthias also cooks but he is more of a grill kinda guy. Mans knows how to make a good BBQ steak

Nina learned to bake and she's damn good at it. Inej as well. They make cakes and desserts and Jesper loves this so much!!!

Kaz likes wine. Rosé more specifically. Wylan likes champagne. Inej doesn't touch alcohol. Nina and Jesper are vodka kind of people. Matthias barely drinks but he will take the very occasional beer. Jordie is at the top of the talk because mans knows how to make alcoholic drinks ( in my head he's like a Romanian. Will make alcoholic drinks out of every single fucking fruit. He strikes me as a Vișinată kind of guy)

A modern day Ketterdam (to me at least) has that Bucharest air to it, so I know for a fact all of the crows have horror stories about the public transport. Some 'the bus driver forgot to close the doors' or maybe a 'the subway train stoped so suddently that I ate floor' stuff

Jordie reads a lot. Stuff like classics or modern classics. To fuel the brain. Meanwhile Nina and Kaz are hiding their annotated versions of the twisted series praying to fuck no one finds out

On that same topic, Matthias is traumatized by those books because he overheard Nina and Kaz talk about them and got too curious for his own good

Wylan sends voice memos like all the time. Kaz is a 'two thousand short messages' kind of guy. Matthias sends giant ass paragraphs of text. You'd think he's writing a novel or something. Jesper and Nina use so much slang and so many abreviations that it looks like a different language only they can understand. Jordie takes 3 business days to respond. He just types really slowly

Kaz listens to kpop and learned some choreos. No one knows except Jordie who walked in on him doing the choreo to Tunnel Vision by ITZY.

kaz and wylan are brothers, but in the way that kaz has always been a younger brother and wylan was always an only child, so even though kaz is older, they're both bouncing between both older/younger brother roles on a daily basis

Nina

would be super into it

Excited for the chocolate inside

If she was in charge of hiding the eggs, she would definitely forget where she put a few

She would force Inej to look with her, even though Inej isn't really into the hunt

She would hold the eggs in the front of her dress as she found each one

Matthias

Wouldn't be super into it, but also happily participates.

If he found one, he'd give it to Nina to eat, not understanding the rules that if you found the most you'd win

(He's just using the hunt as an excuse to be close to Nina)

Nina made him find eggs for her, and at some point he accidentally steps on one (Jesper made fun of him for missing a bright, colourful egg right in front of him for weeks after)

Eventually gets super into the hunt because of how fun it ended up being, and his winning spirit

Inej

Not very into it at first, but Nina drags her into participating

Uses her acro skills to get to high places, ends up doing way too much because she's doing flips and stuff to get an egg that was in reachable height for Jesper

Ends up being quite competitive, even snatching eggs from other crows' hands

She doesn't necessarily need the chocolate, she just wants to win the egg hunt (ends up winning because she can reach higher places than everyone else)

Kaz

If he hid the eggs, he would definitely make it way too hard

He does not know (or stick by) the rules of boundaries and would definitely send a bunch of eggs on a mercher's boat or something

When Nina or Wylan would complain that he made the hunt too hard, he would just say they weren't looking hard enough

If he wasn't hiding the eggs, he would think the hunt is stupid at first, but then see Inej's eventual competitive spirit about it and warm up to the hunt

He would try and find eggs extra hard after he saw her hunting too

If she tried to take one of his eggs, he would do some sleight of hand and make the egg disappear, rage baiting her until she eventually gave up

Wylan

Wylan definitely loves easter

He probably painted eggs with his tutors when he was a kid, and jumped at the idea of an easter egg hunt with the other crows

He would be super into the hunt, and takes it very seriously

Has the most fun searching for the eggs and really tries to win

But Inej's acro skills and the rest of the crows' pickpocket experience and Nina and Matthias lowkey teaming up, ends up in him not winning

Like he'd definitely be so confident about winning, and then show up at the end with almost the least amount of eggs (it's okay he still had fun though)

Jesper

Would not be into it that much at the start, but at seeing Wylan's excitement for it he wanted to be apart of it too

Would just follow Wylan around, bothering him entertaining him with witty remarks and comments

Wylan would try to focus, often sending Jesper to try and find an egg for him, just to have a little bit of peace and quiet

Jesper would find one, then come back, and the cycle would continue

These headcanons are based on the innerworld appearances of our alters. Feel free to adopt them as your own headcanons if you so wish.

Kaz is 5’11. He will say that he is six feet tall. He is lying.

Jesper is 6’2. Those three inches that he has above Kaz are very important to him.

Inej is 5’1. The top shelf is her enemy.

Nina is 5’10. She will wear tall shoes to make herself taller than Kaz, and proceed to tell people that she’s only 5’10 when standing next to him, thus discrediting his 6’0 lie.

Matthias is 6’4. Despite this fact and the fact that he is made of pure muscle, he is less intimidating than Inej.

Wylan is 5’5. He stands on his tip toes to kiss Jesper, and is often jokingly used as a headrest despite not being that short.

Jordie is 6’6 (in AUs where he lives), making him the tallest Crow and forever driver/passenger princess because his legs are too long to comfortably sit in the backseat.