Last Night's Dream
(Morning of 2/23/18)
That hubby and I had a date night - or it might have been vacation sans kids - and we were at this bar & grill place that served lots of craft beers. I'm not a huge beer drinker IRL, but dream me couldn't decide between two beers so hubby was like "Just order both and try them!" Splendid idea! So I did just that.
While waiting, these two girls come in and they're really lively, talking to whoever they feel like and just being super outgoing and bubbly - dunno if it's genuine, they're fake af, or high at this point. The beer arrives and hubby and I test them out, sampling each other's as well and we're generally just having a good time (cause I learn we've renewed our vows to celebrate our anniversary and my mom has the kids for us). And then the girls make it to our table.
They start chatting and asking about the beer, so I let them try cause why not. So one girl is all "omg that's so delicious I want one!" And calls the server over to order what I have. We make light talk while she waits and they seem pretty cool. She gets her beer, manages to take a few sips, then hubby excuses himself to go to the bathroom.
When he leaves, the girls change and start picking at me, wondering why a man like that is with a woman like me - making fun of my glasses, my skin, my teeth. Then the girl dumps her beer on my head, calling me a fat pig and that I should leave cause it's disgusting having to look at me. She slams her cup down and they walk off laughing as hubby comes back. I am just stunned, like wtf, and on the verge of tears...
The staff member that saw it helps me clean up and hubby tries consoling me, but I'm just ready to go. He convinces me to stay anyway, and a bit later the girls come back through, only I disnt notice them until there's a collective gasp as they humiliate another woman. As they start walking away, I gw t to to intercept them and confront them, but a man stands up and calls them out, how he's seen them treat me that way and now his friend's girlfriend & who knows how many others. Mind you, I'm already almost there with hubby hot on my heels, as they've been stopped in their tracks.
Pulling the whiney "I don't have to listen to you" tantrum, complete with stomping feet, she turns to leave, grabbing her friend's arm. But there I am ready to confront. Instead she slinks over to hubby and tries hitting on him right in front of me. Then makes a move to grab his crotch, telling him he can do so much better when I snap. I grab her by the hair and drag her away before punching the shit out of her. I knock her over a table, literally kick her ass through the front door. I end up having to be forced away from her, and *we* get kicked out.
But the guy and his friends - including the other woman they targeted- stay with us. And we hit up other spots together with new friends. I don't remember what we did after that, but I do remember us going through a car wash in our SUV and one guy was freaking out cause he's never been through one???
So there's that at least.
