-sits down to watch fnaf movie expecting nothing because i know itās gonna be cheesy and mostly made for fans who understand the references-
-what I was not expecting was my mom to ditch her movie and sneak to the empty seat next to me ( she hates the āmurder robotsā I draw so much) -
-sheās confused but digging the 80ās vibes because sheās an 80ās kid-
-I proceed to explain whatās happening and some of the lore but really the movie and the games are different and are confusing me more honestly idk whatās happening either-
-mom points at toy Freddy and laughs at him-
-mom says Michael Afton is creepy, points and laughs at him-
-mom gets mad about the animatronics having huge teeth and asks me why theyāre like that-
-mom laughs at Michael afton part two-
-I have to keep looking away because Iām getting a bit embarrassed when the movie gets real cheesy but mom is absolutely invested-
-mom says she needs to use the restroom like 5 times and that sheāll be back but she never gets up from her seat because she keeps getting distracted by the robots-
-mom points at withered foxy and laughs, she asks me why they sound like Jurassic park dinosaurs-
-I donāt know⦠why DO they sound like Jurassic park dinosaurs?-
-movie ends-
-whereās Helpy? Why no Helpy? Sad sad pix-
-mom is now asking me to get matching fnaf shirts or a onesie because she liked the movie-
-we are not getting matching fnaf shirts.-

















